My dear readers,

I HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY A COMMIE SPY!!!





For 12 whole months, nay, maybe even 2 years, I have wasted my life thinking that the communist Bush was right to take out the communist Sadaam.

I have now come to the realization, What do I care if one communist kills another? They are both equally bad.

For 2 years, I have liked republicans, because I thought they were doing the right thing after 9-11, even to the point of pissing off my communist coworkers. However, how could I have ever believed that white male uptight nazis would protect my individual rights? How could I have stooped so low as to believe uptight, order giving, planned state economy communists were on my side? These republicans are lower than dirt. Bah! They would never support the individual rights of anyone. At least the communist democrats say they are going to take your money and promise to give you health care in return. What do the republicans do? They take twice as much of your money, all the while telling you they are not communists. The gall of these hypocrites. Meanwhile, what do the republicans do with this money? They give it to state corporations. Just like in the Soviet Union with its planned economy and 10 year plans. Social Security is a 10 year plan! Medicare is a 10 year plan!. Taxes are a 10 year plan! It is no wonder the Russians were always saying we were just like them, since the US government is such a massive part of the economy. How could I have been so blind, so stupid, so gullible?

At this point you may be wondering how I came to this realization that the republicans are commie scum.

Well, I purchased Ann Coulter's book "Slander" and I was having an OK time reading it. I did find it very suspicious that she didn't say anything about republicans being commies, but, hey, maybe the next book would have been about them?

No, comrades, it would not have been. And do you know why? It is because Ann Coulter is a commie spy!

But, back to my story. So I get all excited about Ann, her being a hot chick and all. I immediately search google for "how to get in Ann Coulter's pants". No results. Damn. So I go on her web site and try to post in the forum. I immediately notice that you have to sign up just to even look at the posts in the forum. This, of-course, immediately raises a red flag. That's right - a communist red flag. Like this one:



I sign up for an account and I post some choice quotes from my blog while asking: "if Ann was so great how come she hasn't changed the mind of a single liberal? And if Joe McCarthy was so great, why didn't he go over to the state department and personally stab some commies, which he knew were there?" Tough, but fair questions. Within 10 minutes I get banned. So, OK, maybe Ann isn't a real republican conservative? Well, I search the communist ezboards for forums with the word "conservative" in the title. I find the most popular one called "American Conservative". I post the same question, also pointing out that:

Re: Is Ann Coulter a no good loud mouthed commie? Oh right, I spend half my day searching up links on the internet on how REAL commies murdered millions of people, and I'm the fraud. What has Ann ever done? All she can do is whine about big bad democrats while this is happening:

"Even conservatives who support tax cuts have begun to note the imbalance. Government spending now totals $20,000 per household, a level not seen since World War II, said Brian Reidl, a federal budget analyst with the Heritage Foundation. Meanwhile, taxes total $17,000 per household."

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A8763-2003Nov23.html

"Conservatives are so afraid of losing their majority status right now that they feel a need to . . . pass the other side's legislation to prove how moderate they are," Reidl said. "But they're showing an astonishing willingness to spend now and dump all the cost in our children's laps, and an amazing unwillingness to reconcile the size of government with the amount of taxes needed to fund it."


I think I know who the REAL commies are.





I was banned Immediately. Not even the barest shallow pretense of trying to listen to someone who exposed the republican claims of being anti communist as pure 100% grade A bullshit. As soon as their scam no longer works, its censor, oppress, and deny. Fucking republican commies. Why are they walking around unstabbed?

Note how their forum introduction says this:

Welcome to American Conservative. Prepare to engage in lively political debate. All points of view are welcome. Civil discourse is the rule. Please read the forum policies by clicking on the Forum Policies link in the political forum. American Conservative is committed to every person's right of free expression, regardless of political persuasion. CAUTION: Spirited discussion ahead.

Compare this with their banning policy, which says they ban whenever they want.

I guess there is just some speech they can't handle. Like free speech or true speech. I believe their terminology for that is "trolling", which must not be a part of their society. Coincidentally, their society is governed by a document which they pretend to respect. This document purports to celebrate free speech.

My readers. I am proud to have been banned by these nazi communist white male republican assholes.


So this is what happened after the communist spy Ann Coulter seduced me. And do you know what the worst part about this whole thing is? I didn't even get one BJ. Clinton got a BJ! That, my friends, bites.

Stab all republicans! The democrats and republicans are both commies who want to take away your individual rights, but the republicans are even bigger commies because they are hypocrites.

Ann says:

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

No, Commie Spy Ann Coulter, it is worse being a republican hypocrite/communist/criminal than being a democrat communist. I just saw that for myself. You republicans are hypocrites and this means you do suck.

My friends, this is a republican taking painkillers to take away the sting of his hypocritic life



And this is a commie, doing the same:



Do you see any difference? No?

Its because there isn't one!!!!

-posted by Bad Commie @ 9:25 PM