Bad Commie!

helping commies get to know knives

My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Wednesday, February 11, 2004
God Damn Commies in Commiechussetts trying to prevent Ted Kennedy from gay marrying George Bush! This outrage will not stand! Ted Kennedy shall be forcibly married to W immediately and forced to have many many children!

Stalin brought the ideal of communism to everyone by killing the people that were happy or productive or odd looking.

Bad commie thinks this was an excellent plan, but that it does not go far enough. Bad Commie will bring communism to the communists by stabbing everyone who is unhappy, unproductive or normal looking. Because an unhappy communist is a communist that is not living up to his full potential! I notice that commiechussetts legislators seem particularly unhappy these days. When Bad Commie stabs them all, it will be like big fish gift from heaven to everyone. That is what those bastards get for denying Ted Kennedy his constitutional right to happily marry George Bush.

You may be wondering why Bad Commie goes on stabbing sprees all the time. Out of LOVE, of-course (possibly gay). Beautiful spiritual commie love. I anticipate the desires of my commie masters. They do not need to tell me what to do or to force me to do anything! I naturally want to please them. And I know they will be most pleased when I improve the commie gene pool by stabbing commies! Bad Commie is very happy to stab more than his fair share of communists!

By the grace of holy Texan cowboy president W, it shall be so! ALL COMMIES SHALL BE STABBED. Not fed like this:

controversial "speed-feeding" method in which grain is streamed through a pipe inserted down the throat of a duck or goose for weeks at a time toward the end of their lives

STABBED. No Commie shall be fed. Bad Commie will not jump through hoops to satisfy petty bureaucrats.

And what does the constitution really say about Ted Kennedy gay marrying W?

Inasmuch as the [U.S.] Constitution was never signed, nor agreed to, by anybody, as a contract, and therefore never bound anybody, and is now binding upon nobody; and is, moreover, such an one as no people can ever hereafter be expected to consent to, except as they may be forced to do so at the point of the bayonet, it is perhaps of no importance what its true legal meaning, as a contract, is. Nevertheless, the writer thinks it proper to say that, in his opinion, the Constitution is no such instrument as it has generally been assumed to be; but that by false interpretations, and naked usurpations, the government has been made in practice a very widely, and almost wholly, different thing from what the Constitution itself purports to authorize. He has heretofore written much, and could write much more, to prove that such is the truth. But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist. --Lysander Spooner, 'No Treason'.

That's right! Stab the Commietution! Strive to emulate Osama bin Texan:

I will dream of happy hard working kulak amish russians making pelmeni and smoked fish, secure and safe in the knowledge that the Great Texan Cowboy Putin will arrest anyone who robs or attacks them. --Osama bin Texan

P.S. Arguing over gay marriage (of Ted kennedy and George "W Bush") is like arguing with your dog over whether to vote libertarian, or the Dog party.

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