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Wednesday, October 15, 2003
The Supreme Court said today it will decide whether the Pledge of Allegiance recited by generations of American schoolchildren is an unconstitutional blending of church and state.
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The phrase "under God" was not part of the original pledge adopted by Congress as a patriotic tribute in 1942, at the height of World War II. Congress inserted the phrase more than a decade later, in 1954, when the world had moved from hot war to cold.
Supporters of the new wording said it would set the United States apart from godless communism.
The thing that disturbs me the most about this is that every single piece of media is reporting about the wrong issue. The issue is not about God! Its about the legacy of the great Joe McCarthy and his fight against the commies. Joe had those words put into the pledge so we could know how we were different from the commie scum, because in 1954, there were tons of commie scum, probably from the north east (same as today) who just couldn't see how America was different from a frozen hellhole full of commies led by a mass murdering psychopath who killed 100 million people.
Think about it rationally. If you don't believe in God, then it's meaningless for you to be "under him". Its just more liberal trash, of the same kind that your teacher spoonfeeds you every day. If you have a religion which believes in God (Btw the American word for God - any god, is God, get it? God....), then you're fine with believing the same thing the founders of America did. What's left? Jews? Muslims? The have a God. He's called God. If they want to call him something else, we need to beat them with a dictionary until they learn English.
So who is it that is really responsible for this farcical debate? The Rastafarians? The Satanists? The Wiccans? Hell no.
It's GODLESS COMMIES! FOR 50 YEARS, EVERY SINGLE DAY, EVERY CHILD HAS BEEN PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE TO A LAND NOT RULED BY GODLESS COMMIES.
As always, the truth is clear. The commies want this Joe McCarthy slap in the face eliminated.
I, unlike commies, am NOT A COMMIE.
I propose we change the pledge to:
"We pledge allegiance to this great land, and our president, and his secretary of killing godless commie scum, Donald Rumsfeld, may his memory live forever."
See, no Problem with God there. Calling commies the godless scum that they are is allowed by any standards of separation of church and state.
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