Bad Commie!

helping commies get to know knives

My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Wednesday, October 22, 2003
This Mahathir guy was confusing one of my friends, because he seemed to be telling the truth about the Muslims and also saying stuff like this:

"They invented socialism, communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear to be wrong, so that they can enjoy equal rights with others. With these they have now gained control of the most powerful countries and they, this tiny community, have become a world power."

Mahathir cheered the OIC by predicting that "1.3 billion Muslims cannot be defeated by a few million Jews".

This is disturbing, isn't it? What if Jews really were the original commies? Would that make me a Jew hater? Then the fucking commies would stab me.
Hmmm... After all Hitler did originally start killing the Jews because a lot of the eastern European ones were society destroying communists.
Oh wait - National Socialist German Workers Party.
Fucking commie Mahathir. Almost made me lose track of what I was doing. Stupid Muslims and their Jew menace - always causing them to oppress themselves, or whatnot.

Note to self: Stab Commies!!! Don't Listen to them.

But this brings up a good point. Some of you aint got the highly developed commie stabbing will that I have, and are vulnerable to commie screams for mercy like the ones below:

1) Don't stab me, I say mean things about other commies and the words I advocate, if implemented, would make some commies less commie.

2) Don't stab me, I kill other commies.

A good example of #1 is Mahathir. Frankly, the only thing he wants is all the other Muslims to give him, or some other Hitler, a Nazi salute so that he can be the one in charge. And then, together, under his wise leadership, the moderate muslims can solve the Jew problem once and for all. Only problem is, there is only one moderate or mainstream Muslim, and that's Bush. Bush is the only Muslim Cleric that thinks Islam is about peace. Anyway, like I already said before in previous blog entries, It don't matter what future behavior the commie is promising. If his lips are moving, he's a live commie. An UNSTABBED live commie. If God didn't want us to stab commies, he wouldn't have invented knives.

A good example of #2 is that poofy haired guy Kim, whom Bush accuses of making his people shorter by not feeding them.
Now I ain't a fine general like Bush, who's gotta worry about how we can stab more commies per inch of commie. Obviously, if they are shorter, we can stab more of them. So shouldn't we let this Kim guy shrink the commies even more? Hell no. Commies is for stabbin, not listening to. Just because you are killing other commies, or making it easier for other people to kill commies, that don't matter one bit.
How many times do I gotta educate you people. If I see a commie, I stab him. If I see a short commie, I stab him. If I see a fat commie, I stab him. If I see a talking commie, I stab him. If I see a smart commie - well there ain't no such thing, although some can get pretty crafty. The main thing to remember about commies is they aint for listening, they are for stabbin.
Another example of #2 is Stalin. Some people say Stalin was the best man in the world, because he killed the most commies. Well, that's a mighty powerful argument. Not to me though. Stalin was a commie. But I'll thank him for his good work after I stab him.

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