helping commies get to know knives
My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
In keeping with my new status as "angry" Bad Commie, today's entry will have extra stabbing.
First, please, please listen to this short interview [link via hippercritical]. Also, this is a great Iraqi stabbing of a little dirty hippy commie.
So, what is the first thing the Iraqi UN representative says when he gets to the UN?
"One year ago, the Security Council was divided between those who wanted to appease Saddam Hussein and those who wanted to hold him accountable," Zebari told the 15-nation council, which was sharply divided over the war.
"The UN as an organisation failed to help rescue the Iraqi people from a murderous tyranny of 35 years," he said. "The UN must not fail the Iraqi people again."
FuckFrance.com adds: "today we are unearthing thousands of victims in horrifying testament to that failure."
Could that be any plainer for the drooling mongoloid unstabbed commie Kofi Annan? I guess not. Kofi says:
"I think the UN has done as much as it can for Iraq," Annan told reporters. "So quite honestly I don't think today is the time to hurl accusations."
...
"no time to pin blame and point fingers"
No, Kofi, you are right. We won't be pointing fingers. We'll be stabbing the appeasers and lackeys of mass murderers.
Blogger summary:
Commisar still seems to have a fixation on dentistry. Maybe UN should join the American Dental Association? It certainly seems to get results for the pentagon. In any case, a vigorous cold temperature stabbing will sort out the situation.
Allah, seems to be stuck on bias in the media.
Jessica is wondering why the Vatican likes Sadaam so much. Maybe the monthly boy shipment fell through, hmmm? My knife shipment got here just fine.
Mr Green (in the study with the big knife I hope?) seems to be mad at wrongies again:
Attention Lunatic Lefties:
A laurel and hearty handshake to the first one of you who says words to the effect of, "Well, it doesn't really matter. HallibuHitlerBush will just have to create a new bogeyman to justify his daddy's buddies lining their pockets with the blood money paid for with the lives of oppressed minority servicepersons and it's all about the oiiiiiiiiiiiiil and the conservative media laps it all right up and the lying liar stole the election and my tinfoil hat is too itchy and..."
And all the Iraqi bloggers are advocating various unsavory methods of disposing of Sadaam's bloated corpse.
In other news, Capitalism mag is cheapening out again. Too cheap to even pay for a bullet for Sadaam:
Since stoning people to death is a tradition in parts of the Middle East, that might be the most appropriate way to execute Saddam Hussein.
If each relative of someone murdered by Saddam were allowed to throw a stone, the line might stretch back for miles. Television pictures of that line, broadcast throughout the Arab world, could completely undermine any notion that this is just an American vendetta against Moslems.
Sorry, too angry at unstabbed commies to have original content today.
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