Bad Commie!

helping commies get to know knives

My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Tuesday, December 30, 2003
The stabbing of the vicious commie "mother earth" is on schedule. We are making good progress in stabbing through the commie crust!

The capitalist Chinese, in particular, are busy with a vicious attack on the mass murdering bitch "mother earth". I salute them and hope the commies in the Chinese government let them proceed with the destruction of the commie crust.

As well as Mother Earth's direct acts of hideous mass murder, her followers are also to be feared. The commie spies belonging to "Mother earth" are greatly energized by her campaign of terror and socialist mass murder in Bam (Iran) and are completely out of control as shown in this manifesto:

What's at stake? While aspiring terrorists with tofu breath build nail bombs and play with matches, the best and brightest scientists around the world are forging miraculous breakthroughs that will benefit all mankind -- and especially the poor in underdeveloped nations that the leftists and Luddites claim to care about so much.

Science journalist Michael Fumento comprehensively documents such stunning developments in his eye-opening new book, "Bioevolution: How Biotechnology Is Changing Our World." It's an invaluable antidote to the irrational hysteria of eco-terrorists. Fumento reports on how agricultural biotech researchers are refining methods of pumping up protein levels in corn, boosting vitamin levels in a wide variety of crops, making crops resistant to the cold, and finding ways to accelerate the growth of cotton, potatoes and tomatoes. They've developed a process called "gene silencing" to fight bacterial diseases that can devastate fruit and nut harvests and have even come up with a potato plant that glows green when it's thirsty.

I am so devastated by the recent Bam earthquake socialist atrocity committed by Mother Earth that I may have to adopt some of Ann Coulter's commie spy tactics in order to make sure Mother Earth gets the vicious stabbing she so richly deserves. Here is the strategy of the commie spy Ann Coulter:

Apparently, this is what liberals mean by "a plan":

Military setback: Appeal to the French.

Military victory: Appeal to the French.

Saddam captured: Appeal to the French.

Osama captured: Appeal to the French.

Osama catches Saddam: Appeal to the French.

I have learned from this strategy and, instead of appealing to the french, my strategy will be to stab commies. Yes, its the same as the old strategy. I don't care. In my view there is the knife, the other knife, and there are unstabbed commies (like Mother Earth). Any more stupid questions, Commie Lovers?

Some of my fellow commie stabbers may be getting discouraged due to doomsday propaganda like this:

It is true, however, that America was once a place of substantial intergenerational mobility: Sons often did much better than their fathers. A classic 1978 survey found that among adult men whose fathers were in the bottom 25 percent of the population as ranked by social and economic status, 23 percent had made it into the top 25 percent. In other words, during the first thirty years or so after World War II, the American dream of upward mobility was a real experience for many people.

Now for the shocker: The Business Week piece cites a new survey of today's adult men, which finds that this number has dropped to only 10 percent. That is, over the past generation upward mobility has fallen drastically. Very few children of the lower class are making their way to even moderate affluence. This goes along with other studies indicating that rags-to-riches stories have become vanishingly rare, and that the correlation between fathers' and sons' incomes has risen in recent decades. In modern America, it seems, you're quite likely to stay in the social and economic class into which you were born.
Goodbye, Horatio Alger. And goodbye, American Dream.

However, I think Paul Krugman, the author of that drivel above, never had an American Dream in the first place. This is of no concern to me. I feel equally secure that I can fulfill my American Dream of stabbing commies no matter what class I am, so his whole premise that what commies think of me is the basis of my happiness is false. I stab commies, and that's the way I like it. DIE COMMIES DIE! STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB.

Hope that did it.

I'm a little confused by this article by Noam Chomsky. I can't tell if he is a commie or not. I think he is deliberately disguising his nature, therefore I can only assume he is a commie and I shall stab him for Bad Commie Security reasons which take priority over any National Security nonsense.

Today I leave you with these quotes by George S Patton:

"Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle." -- George S. Patton

(After being told by Omar Bradley that the Russians were going to be allowed to occupy Prague in order to avoid "complications") "For God's sake Brad, it seems to me that a great nation like America should let others worry about the complications." -- George S. Patton

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country". -- George S. Patton

"We are going to kill German bastards. I would prefer to skin them alive, but gentlemen, I fear some of our people at home would accuse me of being too rough." -- George S. Patton

"Many of you have in your veins German and Italian blood. But remember that these ancestors of yours so loved freedom that they gave up home and country to cross the ocean in search of liberty. The ancestors of the people we shall kill lacked the courage to make such a sacrifice and remained slaves." -- George S. Patton

"Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler just like I'd shoot a snake". -- George S. Patton

"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack." -- George S. Patton

[NOTE: The first idiot to suggest that I lack communism will be stabbed]

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