Bad Commie!

helping commies get to know knives

My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Friday, March 05, 2004

The Rich Arrogant Bitch just had to go!

After all, if the Dot Commie (Clinton) Bubble is admitted to exist, then the only logical conclusions is that things have IMPROVED after the bubble burst. So the bubble does not exist and the democra-commies must pretend America is failing in order to get their commie elected to the post of chief commie. And if america is failing, scapegoats must be found.... Good luck with that, democra-commies!
I don't like to get between a commie and his place on top of the pile of corpses.
In fact, one could almost say.... that I like to help them the pile....

Here is what the old guy says about Martha:

The Martha Stewart case drags on. Jury still out. I learned this from it: don't ever talk to government investigators about anything. Insist on full 5th Amendment rights. They seem to have charged her with lying when she said she did not do something they then did not charge her with doing. Cooperating with those people is clearly dangerous, and a silly thing to do. She wasn't even under oath. They have redefines perjury: it's maiastas with a different name. Contempt of government. But we were born free.

Uh Oh. Contempt of Government? Ooops.

In other news, Asscraft finally managed to poison Ashcroft and is desperately trying not to get arrested. Good Luck with that, Mr. Commie General! Almost as funny as our dear leader, Kim Jong Il, shocking some socialists:

Pyongyang shocked the Netherlands recently when a Dutch television crew toured the country and found that schools were using the "Diary of Anne Frank" to teach students that Bush is a modern-day Hitler and the United States, a Nazi dictatorship.

Report from Bad Commie Zoo:

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Congressmen, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a congressman, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

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