I HATE commie-nism. Commies are Bad - Super Bad.
On MY blog, I stand on the shoulders of commies - preferably on piles of dead commies stabbed with very very big knives. WARNING: John Asscraft has determined that there is SEVERE risk of stabbed commies on this website. THAT MEANS YOU, COMMIE.
Democracy: The kind of dictatorship where any two idiots outvote a genius
"I didn't know I was a Commie Spy before I read this blog. Now I wear fur hats everywhere!!!" --Ann Coulter
"I'd read more of BadCommie, but that's a lot of words for an educationally oppressed black man." --Al Sharpton
"After reading BadCommie, I learned precisely how to shrink North Koreans faster." --Kim Jong Il, your dear leader
"During the next elections, Bad Commie will be found to have blown up an apartment building with military grade explosives. Meanwhile, I have a monkey named BadCommie that I beat whenever I get depressed, which happens often, since I am Russian." --V. Putin
"I was reading BadCommie late last night and I got so mad at commies that I stabbed myself. Now Laura took away my computer." --George W. Bush