helping commies get to know knives
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Excellent news, fellow commie stabbers! I'm so excited that I wet myself! It turns out that W and his manly congress has had a terrific secret plan!!! As many of you know, when retarded tax raising communists talk about why taxes should be raised, normal people immediately respond with "Well, which group do you think is under taxed?".
Well, it turns out W has been paying attention! And he figured out how to stab the communists real good! Check out this gem:
Bush's Secret Tax on Democrats
How the Alternative Minimum Tax has become a Republican weapon.
Ha Ha Ha Ha! W has figured out who is undertaxed! Commucraps that have high taxes, that's who!!! Heh Heh Heh.
While Republicans are patting themselves on the back for reducing marginal taxes, they've been oddly silent about how the AMT excludes millions of Americans, and relatively well-off ones at that, from the benefits of the tax cuts. Here's a theory: Could it be because those most likely to fall prey to the AMT live in states that Bush-Cheney '04 has already written off?
A variety of factors influence whether you get trapped by the AMT. But two of the most important ones are high property taxes (which tend frequently, thought not always, to correlate with high housing prices) and high state and local income taxes. (The high nonfederal taxes increase your deductions, pulling you toward the AMT.) So if you live in a no-income-tax state like Florida, Texas, or Wyoming, or in a state where housing prices and property taxes are very low, like, say, Mississippi or anywhere in the Great Plains, you're less likely to be AMTed. (These helpful charts from the Tax Foundation list state income-tax rates and state and local tax burdens.) Income from options incentives can also help land you in AMT territory.
The AMT seems designed to snare people who earn between $200,000 and $500,000; who work in fields like finance and technology; and who live in places where property taxes and state and local income taxes are high, like New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, California, and Oregon - states that are resolutely Democratic.
A ha ha ha ha ha ha! Collective punishment for the communists that will force all the smart, good looking, and productive people to leave communists states! I love it! We should have a tax that doubles taxes on those top 10 states with the highest taxes! A ha ha ha ha ha ha! Booyah! I knew I liked W for a reason! Spend W, baby, spend! Taxes need to go up!!!
In other awesome news, it looks like Osama has realized that he is an Indian and that W is a cowboy! Booyah! It's dangerous to role play with a Texan!
The altermondists meet this crowd in their explanation of the "real causes" of cowboy Bush's assault on Afghanistan and Iraq; "On one hand he (Bush) is carrying out the demands of the Zionist lobby that helped him to enter the White House. These demands are to destroy the military strength of Iraq because it is too close to the Jews in occupied Palestine, regardless of the harm that will happen to your people and your economy." On the other hand, Bush is concealing his own ambitions and the ambitions of the Zionist lobby and their own desire for oil. He is still following the mentality of his ancestors who killed the Native Americans to take their land and wealth. Sounds familiar? We heard this from members of Congress, Democratic presidential candidates and huge European crowds - but the quote is from a statement of Osama bin Laden, in October 2003.
As many of you know I have been explaining for the last year that the excitable night-shirts are indians. Does Osama bin Laden read this blog? I hope so, I hope so! Hey Osama, can you blow up some mass murdering commies for me? I'll give you 73 virgins! Imagine if this blog was so good that Osama read it. I will try to do better.
Osama, if you are listening, as you know our troops are currently taking a sunbathing safari in Iraq. Of-course, you should understand that only the weakest and most non violent members of our society get put in our Army. Real Americans solve our problems with violence REAL GOOD. We don't follow communist international law and the Geneva "give everyone chocolate" convention, like the volunteer sunbathers in Iraq do.
Osama, here is an excellent message for you from the old guy
"Now the defenders no longer fought to win. They charged into the Mexican soldiery to kill as many as they could. These troops had seen much cruelty and understood it; but they had never seen the savagery of the Trans-Appalachian American at close range. The Texans had no bayonets, but by Mexican standards they were enormous men, towering a head higher or more. They smashed, butted, used tomahawks and knives. They had fought as paladins, each touchy of his rights and his own section of the wall. Now, they died as paladins, each with his ring of surrounding dead."
T. E. Fehrenbach, LONE STAR
Santa Anna lost 670 men killed out of 800 in the Toluca Battalion, the shock assault force. The other battalions had lost about 25% each killed; in all nearly 1600 dead. "These figures are reliable," says Fehrenbach. "They were made by Alcalde Francisco Ruiz of San Antonio, who also indicated Santa Anna left 500 wounded when at last he was able again to march."
Alcalde Ruiz stated positively that the number of Texan bodies burned under his supervision was exactly 182. There was insufficient room in the San Fernando churchyard to bury all the Mexican dead.
"The charred remains of the Alamo dead were dumped into a common grave. Its location went unrecorded and was never found."
"The damage to the soul of Santa Anna's army was not to be revealed for another forty-six days. At the Alamo, only the Mexican loss in blood and bone could be assessed. But this was enough to sate even Travis' and Bowie's bloody-minded ghosts..."
Over and out! Stab all commies!
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