helping commies get to know knives
My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy
Friday, April 02, 2004
I have to apologize for the April first post. If you look at the March 28th post, you will see that I had planned to stab my computer because I had discovered that the internet enables communism instead of hindering it. So, after I logged off on March 28th, I stabbed my computer 40 times. Unfortunately, I could not kill it in time.
It managed to post the April 1st post in revenge for the vicious commie stabbing that it got.
I want everyone to know that there is no hint of communism in this new computer I am using.
Also, let me correct the April 1st statement - "Commies are really really great TO STAB". DIE COMMIES DIE!!! STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB.
Excellent commie stabbing story here:
The problem apparently started (I got all this second-hand) when John drew a caricature of a Russian foreign-exchange student who was wearing a shirt that said "Bush Lied, People Died." Now, John has been working these gigs for decades. He knows how to read a subject, how far to push exaggerations like big noses and pot bellies, and how to play on-lookers for laughs. But, for some reason, perhaps the Scotch, John went for the throat. Even the band stopped playing when John screamed "TAH-DAH!" and presented a cartoon of Stalin wearing a t-shirt that said "Socialist Lie, Millions Die."
In other news, my favorite news site has this disturbing report:
MUSLIM extremists are suspected of trying to blow up the Pope as he arrived in Bosnia yesterday.
Police found 23 landmines attached to a bridge on the route of his
procession into the capital city, Sarajevo. "It was evidently a very
serious attempt to blow up His Holiness," said the spokesman for the UN's
International Police Task Force, Alex Ivanko.
Why God, Oh Why?
Over and out, Stab all commies,
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