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My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Monday, April 05, 2004
I've noticed that newcomers to this blog seem to think it's some kind of pussy intellectual battle to the death with commienism. Well, let me tell you, There is nothing pussy, weak or "intellectual" about it! Stabbing commies matters. They don't stab themselves*.

Places like metacommiefilter prove that education is welfare for liberals and that commie intellectuals should be covered in tartar sauce and ketchup, set on fire, and then beaten to death with a copy of their bible: "Das Kapital".
Like this:

I am going to personally stab every single commmie back into the last millennium. Back into the last century. Back into the nineties. Back into the eighties. Back into the seventies. Back into the sixties. Back into the fifties, until the commiepitalist pig dogs learn their lesson. BY BEING DEAD.

I'm not interested in convincing anyone or arguing with anyone that communism is somehow slightly less than perfect. I admit, Communism is Perfect. PERFECT EVIL.
Communism is such a vile and horrific perversion of human nature that even Satan runs away screaming like a terrified yapping french poodle flambe. Even the pussy homosexual God (of the old testament) runs away screaming from the democratic evil of commienism.

500 million corpses killed by commies can't be wrong.

Die Commies, DIE DIE DIE!

It other news with a suboptimal amount of commie stabbing, check out this really great review of the book "Anti Americanism" by Jean Francois Revel:

Whew. Well, now I can sleep again. Oh, and Revel also strokes our collective egos by reminding us how the US has guided the destiny of the world ever since we won WWII. Which actually struck me as kinda odd, since I thought it was RUSSIA, with its 29,000,000 military and 50,000,000 civilian casualties, bleeding the Germans dry on the Eastern front and felling 85% (rounded down) of all the German casualties in the war, that turned the tide against the Nazis. In fact, Military historians date the war's turning point two years before D-Day when, at Stalingrad, the Soviets eradicated 50-freakin' divisions from the Axis order of battle. Or perhaps the year before when, at Kursk, the Red Army annihilated the Wehrmacht's strategic tank force, breaking the Nazis' capacity for large-scale attacks. And, hey, wasn't it the Red Army that liberated Auschwitz? But what do I know, obviously I'm just some self-hating pinko degenerate, prowling the streets of Anytown, USA with hairy palms, right?
Thank you Revel, for 'reveling' to us how right we are and always have been. Your sanctimonious idiocies will sell a billion books and remind millions of Americans that we protect the world and light it at night, a shining beacon to all those less-fortunate. Oh how they envy us in Europe, I can smell the smoldering jealousy of those damned with their universal health care and an average of 10 weeks paid vacation a year.

Pity them and forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Hey, can anyone tell me how many Americans have been wounded in Iraq since the end of the hostilities? Not killed, just wounded? Oh, something like 9,000, huh? Wow. S'ok, I mean, if President AWOL can live with that, well, who am I to complain?

Heh. This great book made the philosophy grad student self hating pibko degenerate (i.e. liberal welfare recipient) really really mad! Heh Heh Heh. I wonder if he stabbed himself for being a commie?

Another book which drives the commies apoplectic is "Ten minutes from normal" by Karen Hughes. Check out this great review:

Mythology about the scion of old money from New England who pretends to be a good ole boy from Texas. She has obviously read her Herr Goebbels. The only way to cut through the illusions spun by this work of propaganda is to hold it in one hand with a collection of the writings of Joseph Goebbels in the other, and compare the two, since her book is so obviously informed by the great master of illusion weaving. It was Goebbels who said:

"Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations."

Sounds like the Bush administration has absorbed that philosophy to a T.

Heh. So why do all liberals sleep with Joseph Goebbels diary on their bedside. Anyone know? Heck, I didn't even know he had a diary.

Well, commies, the bill has come due. It's time for a reality check.
The bill is one stabbing, served hot.

(*except Stalin, Hitler, Mao...)

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