BC: Hi, Osama bin Texan! Did you hear how the democrat fake Iraqis executed the eager dog eater (Korean)?
ObT: Yes. Yellow dog democrats were angry about the dog eating.
BC: If I eat dogs, will Al Qaida hate me too? I don't think I'm sufficiently hated. French people seem to like me. I have this secret fear that Al Qaida will like me because I will vote for W.
ObT: yes -- be very afraid
ObT: They might elect you assistant treasurer or something and then tell Asscraft so he will gitmo you.
BC: That's fine. First, I get to be the treasurer. As my first act I will decree the us fiscally and morally bankrupt and suicide bomb all of congress.
BC: I saw the gitmo video on fox. It was so nice and clean and airy. And they had nice books and it was very good weather. Its very nice. Much better than my commie dwelling.
BC: Oh - and just think! At the interrogations someone would listen to me!!!!
I could tell them all about my blog!
They will probably let me keep blogging... It will be so great!



I was listening to michael savage on radio - he was talking about how clinton was a filthy fascist mass murderer. Everyone check out what that Commie Hitler Herr Clinton did in Belgrade:

I am very surprise, Sam. You have never been a naive artist. I can't believe that you trust propaganda of neo-Nazi media such as CNN and similar criminals. They are not journalist, they don't have any moral, they are simple lying, they work for money.

The war criminals from NATO attacked my country on March 24, with bombs and missiles, tearing down a building, mostly civil, killing everybody. Do you believe that the bombs differentiate between Serbs and Albanians? The truth is that refugees appear AFTER bombing. They lost homes, war disaster make it. They are war refugees. It is not true that Yugoslav Army force them out from their homes. Human beings have fear of the death and, death and disaster bringing NATO killers. You can also find Serbs refugees on the other side. Difference is only that Albanians are saved on the border but Serbs are not. NATO murderers succeed them in killing children, women, old people. They destroy buildings, schools, hospitals, historical monuments. Who gave them that right? We have United Nations, we have the Security Council there. Do you know that nobody can make any action, any attack, without permission of the Security Council? They didn't get it, they even didn't ask it. They think that they can do everything with power. Stupid Clinton, sexual pervert, who escaped from Vietnam war and now pushes thousand of young Americans in nonsense war. Do you really think that USA have some vital interest in Yugoslavia, in Kosovo? Who do they think that they are? Policemen on duty? They are without any moral, they are corrupt liars. Sam, don't forget that person, who used the cigar for Monica, instead of natural thing can be normal!! Adolf Clinton doesn't like Milosevic. (I am not his supporter, by the way.) He doesn't like Saddam Hussein, he doesn't like anybody. He is a sick guy. Maybe he likes Madeleine Albright. She is sick, too. I am not sure that even you would like to fuck her.

Do you know, Sam, that NATO is a defense organization. They can't attack anybody. My country Yugoslavia is an independent state, one of the founders of UN. My country did not attack anybody. Finally my country is not a "banana" state.

Do you know who made "humanitarian catastrophe"? NATO with killing innocent people, with brutal attack on civil. Who can take the right to kill innocent people for any other excuse. Excuse for murderers doesn't exist. I remember our discussion in Abu Dhabi Chess Club about Sri Lanka people. About power, about money. Well, NATO is the strongest military force that has ever been in the world. They attack a small country like Yugoslavia. Brutal attacks continued more than two weeks. They can't do anything to Yugoslav Army, and that is reason why they attack civilian people. Till now NATO lost more than 20 airplanes (F 117A stealth, too), Americans soldiers begin to come back in plastic bags. I hope that their mothers will ask monster Clinton why he killed them.

NATO can continue with bombing. They are bombing exactly now during my writing. I am on 4th floor with my mother, she is 90 years and my new wife. I lost my wife in the first part of Yugoslav crack.

Sam, I am not afraid. I am sorry that I am not young to fight with cowardly NATO criminals. I am sure that they will finish on some "Nuremberg" court. Killed so many people and stays unpunished. It is not possible.

I would like to meet some of brave soldiers, criminals of neo-Nazi. Do you really believe that USA will invade ground troops and fight house by house in Belgrade...

Sam, you have to study little bit of history. We fight with aggressor in two world wars, and won. We have experience with fascist. My father had Hitler and I have Clinton. Of course, Clinton is the worse but the end will be the same.

Of Course - what really happened in Belgrade was that the retard Clinton bombed a whole bunch of civilians for fun. AFTER ALL...

MICHAEL MOORE SAYS CLINTON

WAS A FASCIST MURDERER,

YOU RETARDED LEFTISTS.

Right here, commies, click click click.

In order to clear my mind of the clenis, It's time for some BAD COMMIE POETRY!

Kipling Version:

The Gods of the Copybook Heading
by Rudyard Kipling

As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.


We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn.
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breath of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.


We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.


With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch.
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch.
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.


When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."


On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."


In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "If you don't work you die."


Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four-
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:-
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,


And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins


When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Bad Commie Version!:

The Knives of the Citizen Stabbers.
by Bad Commie

As the knife of the commie stabber flashes, in every age and race
I say my prayers to the Gods of the Republican About-Face.
Peering through my bloody claws, I watch the commies stab and then fall
And the Gods of the VICIOUS STABBINGS WITH BIG MANLY KNIVES, I notice outlast them all.

We were living in piles of dead commie corpses when they met us. They showed us each in turn.
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in dead commies, Capitalism and axes to grind,
So we left them to teach the French Homosexuals while we followed the March of American-kind.

We moved as the holy knife guided us. They never altered their pace,
Being neither liberal nor conservative born, like the Gods of the Republican About-Face;
But they always caught up with our capitalism orgy, and presently word would come
That a industrialist had been wiped off his factory, or the lights had gone out in Texas - capitalist home.

With the Money that Life is made of, they were hopelessly out of touch.
They denied that the Moon was a Liberal Myth; they denied that she was even a commie plot - as such.
They denied that Knives were useful; They denied that a republican can buy wings.
So we kept on worshipping the Gods of the Many Stabbings who promised us piles of the dead commie it-things.

When the Commie Reagan was speechifying, they promised perpetual war.
They swore, if we gave the russkies a can of whoopass, that the commies would do their impression of a dead boar.
But when we maxed out our credit card via reaganomics, they made our nation a commie hell,
And the gods of The COMMIE STABBERS gave a great big ring of their Liberty Bell.

During the first feminist man bashing, we were promised a happy sex filled life
(Which started by loving our fem-hos and ended by not having a wife)
Our female commie stabbers ran out of smaller commie stabbers and the men lost their knives,
And the Gods of the Horrific Commie Stabbings reminded us that commies have very short lives

In the 60's love fest, we were promised drugs to improve the commie stabbing technique of all
By stealing the drugs from Canada we decided to behave like a gaul;
But, though we had plenty of money, the knife store said that there was nothing we could buy
And the Gods of the Stabbed Commies said: "If you don't stab them you will die."

Then the Republicans flip flopped, and their commie leaders said fuck you,
And the heart of Bad Commie was humbled and he began to believe it was true
That a Conservative Republican is just a filthy commie thief, and that the commie went where the money was
And the Gods of the VICIOUS COMMIE STABBINGS knew all about the best way to increase commie blood loss

There are only four things certain, since the commie discovered the cash:-

That the Commie and Congress are brothers, and that war is never a quagmire
And that Commies shriek loudly and lovely when you put them in fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are again paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn coal,
The Gods of the Stabbings of Commies will once again make fools of us all!

@Copy Stab 2004. This poem is protected... BY STABBING.

KNIFE COMMIE STAB
-posted by Bad Commie @ 10:34 PM