Heh. Bad Commie is Censored Again!

As my faithful reader(s?) know, Ann Coulter is definitely a commie spy. Now FOXXOR News is pushing a new Ann Coulter Brand Commie Spy called Commie Spy Michelle Malkin. What happened is that Ann looks really thin and ugly and can't have an interactive conversation with anyone, so they needed a more commercialized insulter in chief.

This particular one seems to be really really vain. Commie Spy Ann Coulter, oops sorry, I mean Commie Spy Michelle Malkin is new at this blogging stuff and is still vainly trying to have a blog with comments. It has to be censored at the rate of about 1 comment a minute. She constantly has to scan it and remove negative comments to satisfy her vanity. Anyway, as I was telling Osama bin Texan, I can get censored from any commie site in no more than 2 sentences. Commie Spy Michelle Malkin has been busy. She has had to censor 3-4 of my little present so far:

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Questionable? Dear Readers, I SHOULD HOPE SO. I assume by "correct the error" she means "Die you filthy capitalist pig dog, my commie ideology will crush you!".

Anyway, I managed to sneak one in. It will be removed soon:

Ahh, the filthy Michelle Commie bloviates again. How does it feel to be a filthy communist spy? I mean, you ARE a spy aren't you? Because I notice that you haven't STABBED a SINGLE commie just like that commie spy Ann Coulter. Michelle Malkin is a filthy communist spy. Commies all around - ALL ALIVE.

What's the matter? Can't handle the truth. Go back to wearing fur hats and drinking vodka you commie spy.

Heh. Now I made your bog unable to have the word "commie" in it.

Posted by B*d Commie at June 26, 2004 07:57 AM

Ahh the life of a censor. Ever busy. Ever watchful. I have added her to the extra special list of Bad Commie censors on the side of the blog.

I think Michelle is secretly Imam Khomeini. Maybe I should correct her misconceptions on her blog? No, I can't do that, little censor problem, you see. Oh well, I will just post her misconceptions here:

Imam Khomeini Commie Spy's Michelle Malkin's Religious Teachings on sex with Animals
"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."

Editor's notes: I wonder if it is OK to sodomize a dead animal? What happens if the buyer brings the poor animal back into the city?

"If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it."

Editor's note: The poor animal first is sodomized and then killed and burned. What an Islamic justice towards animals? Where are the animal rights group?

"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden."

"If a man __ God protect him from it! _ fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."

Editor's note: It does not say who should have ablution the animal or the man?

Hmmm. Ewww Commie Spy Michelle Malkin? Animals? What? I'm shocked!

Everyone check out this extra proof of Reagan being a commie spy:

Adler said the Reagan-era officials who pushed the case against Wilson had been embarrassed by revelations they were trading arms for information. It was a defense mechanism, he said, to make individual operatives rather than CIA policy the scapegoats.

But the problem in the Wilson case, Adler said, was the Justice Department -- not the CIA. The CIA informed the Justice Department, albeit belatedly, that the affidavit should not be used.

Hughes, who keeps a bust of Abraham Lincoln displayed prominently in his office, wrote:

"America did not defeat the Axis because it locked up Japanese-Americans. America did not defeat the Soviet Union because it tried to lock up its philosophic fellow-travelers here. America will not defeat Libyan terrorism by double-crossing a part-time, informal government agent."

Well, OK, readers of my blog don't need proof, do they? Stab first, judicial process later, that's what I say.

Speaking of other Commie Spies than Commie Spy Michelle Malkin, we have Franzistan banning SUVs for being not adapted to communism, and the BBC, well, gold star for the BBC for this one:

The BBC efforts not to "offend" Arab extremists even extend to their reports on ethnic cleansing and genocide. On both the occasions in the last week when I heard BBC World Service Radio refer to the ongoing genocide and ethnic cleansing in Sudan, the BBC took scrupulous care to avoid saying who the perpetrators were (they are Arab militias) and who the victims are (hundreds of thousands of Black Sudanese Africans - Muslims, Christians, and Animists). The BBC didn't make any mention whatever of the long history of mass slavery in Sudan, carried out by Arabs with non-Arabs as their victims; nor of the scorched-earth policies, and systematic rape being carried out there by Arabs.

Yet in one of these very same news bulletins, the BBC mentioned that "settlers" in Gaza were "Jewish" and the land they were settling is "Palestinian." . . .

The BBC's Middle East problem is not just a British problem but also an international one. The BBC pours forth its worldview not just in English, but in almost every language of the Middle East: Pashto, Persian, Arabic, Turkish.

Of Course, BBC, France, Germans, Nazis, Mass Murderers, Rapists, all the same:

"There are more than two million military personnel in the forces of the European NATO allies," Bereuter said, "yet only two percent of those forces are deployed on NATO missions in Afghanistan and the Balkans.

"The NATO allies have promised to make more than 1,000 infantry companies available for NATO missions. They have promised to make more than 2,000 helicopters available for NATO missions. They have promised to make almost 300 transport aircraft available for NATO missions. Yet, for the mission in Afghanistan, the allies seemingly cannot find a few more infantry companies, cannot find a few more helicopters, and cannot find a few more transport aircraft that are essential to avoid failure.

"This is a failure of political will, pure and simple," Bereuter said. "It is a failure that jeopardizes the success of the mission in Afghanistan and jeopardizes the very credibility of the Alliance."

Bereuter took the same message to the 248 member NATO Parliamentary Assembly meeting in Bratislava, Slovakia, last month. Following his speech to the Assembly, the heads of all 26 national delegations authorized him to write to the leaders of all NATO countries, urging them to meet their obligations to provide resources for ISAF.

That's right. You ARE COMMIES.

Oh, and just to clarify, here is what I think of the British:

The british are a bunch of cross dressing homosexual wig wearers. I'm still waiting for brit45 to strap on a suicide belt and take out the commie propaganda organ called the bbc - see AntiFrench's expose on the main page.

Basically, there is a reason why Americans left the oppressive British gulag. There is a reason why crime in UK skyrocketed after banning guns. There is a reason why the communist propaganda welfare queens called the BBC are on the government dole.

DEATH TO BRITISHSTAN. ONLY TONY BLAIR WILL LIVE.

and

I'm an American and COMMUNIST bRitain gave me NOTHING. bRitain can go to hell. And if the founding fathers say they are bRitish, i'm going to dig them up from their grave RIGHT NOW. And send them back where they belong - to france.

I don't need any lessons in wearing wigs from communist nobility pretending to be elitist judges.

American justice is based on THE JURY. The laws DO NOT MATTER. The judge and the congress are dumb bitches. The jury convicts based on the penalty - not the law. British courts and laws can go to hell.

FUCK THE GAY BBC PROPAGANDA WELFARE QUEENS.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 8:38 AM