Bad Commie!

helping commies get to know knives

My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy

Monday, June 14, 2004
I'm back! Bad Commie is back! Let the stabbing begin!

First, I'd like to thank the attorney general of AmeriFrance for keeping the faggots in check while I was away. I myself, am very scared of homosexual commie faggots. However, they do have to come out of the closet sometime, and when they do, that closet is mine! Just think, all those knives!

Also the dear leader attorney general has been watching too many night of the evil dead movies. Or maybe reading too many russian magazines. In any case, he will be properly terrified when the zombie army takes over.

Now, on to more serious policy issues, it seems like the state gang of Texas is giving too much money to commie little faggots:

The formidable former British Prime Minister, Lady Margaret Thatcher, might have been speaking about the Texas public education bureaucracy of today when she addressed her political party's convention in October of 1975.

"They have the usual socialist disease; they have run out of other people's money."

For months we have suffered the loud wailing and gnashing of teeth from the public education bureaucracy and their allies in Texas politics. Their demand has a familiar ring: more money. Not just more money, but money without accountability.
"If you serve a child a rotten hamburger in America, federal, state and local agencies will investigate you, summon you, close you down, whatever. But if you provide a child with a rotten education, nothing happens, except that you're liable to be given more money to do it with."
Thomas Jefferson lamented that "as a government grows, liberty decreases." He wisely noted, "Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have."

The Robin Hood of legend stole from tyrannical government functionaries, returning the loot to the victimized poor. In Texas, he was hired by an elected judge and legitimized by the legislature to victimize taxpayers in the name of the children, while enriching the bureaucracy.

Despite noble intentions, and precious few benefits, Robin Hood has been an unwitting tool for the advocates of increased spending without any accompanying accountability for classroom improvement.

In the end, it is one more destructive attempt to soothe the ravages of the socialists' disease.

Now, I'm not sure exactly what commie needs to get stabbed here. I'm not going to waste my time blaming teachers. It's clear that teachers never taught nobody nothing. If them little commie faggots is acting up and acting all uneducated like, I say we stab them directly. Lets cut out the middle-stabber. If the commie parents don't want to stab the commie faggot children, then they can at least have the decency to serve them rotten hamburgers every time the little whipper snappers uneducate themselves.

Sheeesh. Public Policy sure is hard. It's making my head hurt.

In other news, republicans are complaining that democrats are not participating in government. Now I'm no genius, but ain't not participating in stealing a good thing? Gosh, I think someone needs to GET STABBED.

Maybe I should stop all this talk of "republi-commie" and "democra-commie" and just call them commie. After all:

Categories do not commit crimes; individuals do. Be suspicious of cases in which the accused individual is being convicted in public opinion because of the category to which he or she belongs.

Oh right, I should give COMMIES the benefit of the doubt, should I? The COMMIE CHOSE TO BE A COMMIE by ITS ACTIONS. NOW THE COMMIE GETS STABBED.

I other news, Iranistan is selling sexy sexy Iranistanian slaves to westerners. How do I get me one of these? Ted Kennedy won't sell me any, after I sold him that lazy nigger that just ruined his garden. Some woman got upset by all this (she must be a feminist) and says:

In a religious dictatorship like Iran, one cannot appeal to the rule of law for justice for women and girls. Women and girls have no guarantees of freedom and rights, and no expectation of respect or dignity from the Islamic fundamentalists. Only the end of the Iranian regime will free women and girls from all the forms of slavery they suffer.

Ooops, another W supporter. This time, can we free them with nuclear weapons, please?

There is a lot of propaganda surrounding Reagan these days. First, Reagan was a filthy commie who never did nothing good for nobody. That retarded communist Reagan lowered taxes from 70% to 50% while spending like a drunken sailor. Whoopte-doo. 50% taxes is THE DEFINITION OF COMMUNISM, filthy Reagan commie scum. And am I really supposed to believe that fairy tale that Reagan had a credit card shopping contest with Russians and won? What a bunch of filthy commie crap. Russians had a drinking contest with communism, and finally, after 80 years, communism keeled over - dead - of alcohol poisoning. Commie Reagan had nothing to do with it. RUSSIANS DRANK COMMUNISM UNDER THE TABLE WHILE REAGAN WAS PREENING HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND BUYING USELESS JUNK ON CREDIT CARDS.

In coverage of Ronald Reagan's passing, a network anchorman noted that the ex-president "gave conservatism a human face." As opposed to what -- the Frankenstein mask it usually wears? Now, try to imagine a newscaster speaking of someone who "gave liberalism a human face."

Yes indeed, here is objectivity and balance worthy of Pravda and Der Sturmer.

Got these filthy leftist fascist democra-commies are retarded. The know Reagan was bad, but they have no idea why. Retards. That's the last I want to hear about the FILTHY COMMIE REAGAN.

Even Iraqis know better than democra-commies and republi-commies:

One last thing to say: we, in Iraq, have learnt the lesson and we're not going to praise and clap to anyone and no one can force us to do so no matter what his place is. The road to dictatorships starts with clapping.

I may just need to move all the democra-republi-commies to Iraq. To help Iraq out, of-course.

Here is some more "Bad Commie facts" about Taxes:

When the progressive income tax was first instituted in 1913, the result of a concerted people's struggle, the top tax rate was 90 percent. The cornerstone of the progressive income tax system was the principle that taxes should rise along with income. Only 2 percent of the population paid income tax and low-income Americans did not pay any taxes.

Corporate America led an effort, spearheaded by industrialist Andrew Mellon, to eviscerate the income tax law. In 1924, Mellon asserted, "Taxation should not be used as a field for socialistic experiment, or as a club to punish success."

Almost 40 years later, in 1961, Ronald Reagan said: "We have received this progressive tax direct from Karl Marx, who designed it as a prime essential of a socialist state." By the time Reagan became president, the top tax rate had been reduced to 70 percent. Under his administration the top rate was dropped to 28 percent, the same as for the majority of Americans.

The Reagan "tax reform," signed into law Oct. 22, 1986, benefited the less than 1 percent of the population who had been in the top tax bracket. By 1989, the top 1 percent of the population, with $5.7 trillion in total net worth, had more than the bottom 90 percent, which had about $4.8 trillion in total net worth.

Sound like some commie collective is fucked. Even the rats are leaving the sinking ship. Maybe if there was just less lying and more credibility, everything in California would be OK?


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