helping commies get to know knives
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Bad Commie has PERMANENTLY squished several tax CATs since the last passing on of my fabulously gay wisdom. Some people seem to be upset:
Dear Bad Commie,
I am the mother of 14 year old Necropimp who sent you a threatening E-Mail earlier in the day. I want you to know that I do not endorse his behavior and that I have insisted that he apologize for threatening you. However, please be informed that your graphic images can cause emotionally disturbed children to react with horror. My son is under the care of a psychiatrist and I must monitor what he sees. Again I apologize for his behavior (making threats to you). Thank you, Melinda Waller
You know, in a way I kind of sympathize, but the Kerry Quantum tax CAT PUSSY WILL BE CRUSHED UNTIL IT IS NOTHING BUT A SMEAR OF COMMIE BLOOD ON THE PAVEMENT. Kerry is one of those filthy old people that lives in filthy filth with 1000 tax CATs crawling and peeing all over him. Oh well. It only takes 20 second to squish one. I don't care if the FBI comes after me, I'm squishing all the tax CATs.
In other non tax CAT related news,
Censored by the FCC!!
Guess who? That's right.
Bad Commie tried to post this on Michael Powell's "blog" (filthy communist lie - it's not a blog):
Hello Communist Asswipe Powell,
What is it that you are famous for? Running an agency that censors people? Stifling small pravdacasters? Preventing capitalism by stopping people from using their money to buy things? REGULATE THIS DICKHEAD. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE INTERNET YOU COMMUNIST PIECE OF SHIT. And take your retarded father with you.
You Filthy Wigger.
Of course, it doesn't let you "talk" (post) unless asscraft can track you for your own good. (you are "registered" and logged in). Oh well. For some unfathomable reason I decided not to register with the authorities.
More entertaining news discovered on the internet. It turns out that the filthy donkey-commie-crats have been on a rampage in Pakistan (probably trying to kill Osama bin Laden)
Thirty-eight passengers on the bus were killed, while 16 others were badly injured. The car driver lost control after hitting a donkey and crashed head on into the bus.
Patriotic Americans have this to say about the communist donkey rampage:
"The donkey waited in the stifling Kartoum heat, idling swatting flies and doing his best to appear nonchalant, while every donkey sense was attuned to find that bus, that one bus that carried the man who swatted him with the hellish 2x4 over and over just to get his attention. Today that demon in the shape of a man would die."
Pakistan has Donkeys of mass-destruction! Send in the inspectors!
Hmmm. Hmmm. Interestingly enough, Palestinian conservatives are upset at self-exploding donkey-crats:
"If you have the opportunity, will you please add to your burdens my request that you appeal to all those who listen to you to leave the animals out of this conflict?"
Ms Newkirk says she has not asked Mr Arafat to try to stop suicide bombings that kill people.
"It's not my business to inject myself into human wars," she told the Washington Post.
She adopted a polite tone in the letter because the group always try to "ask nicely" the first time, a Peta spokesman says.
A spokesman for the Israeli Embassy in Washington said: "When you have a regime that has no respect for human life, can you really expect them to respect animal life?"
Actually that confused me. Who is the animal? Who is the conservative? Is the donkey the conservative in this parable? Or is it the palestinian murderer or the PETA terrorist? I think I'd better STAB FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
In other news, pigs and dogs have been genocided in Africa for committing a felony against the laws of nature. Those commie pig-dogs (heh, capitalist pig dogs jealous?) have just been frivolously violating any law of nature that they feel like:
Kenya, July 9: A Kenyan mayor ordered more than 500 pigs to be shot dead because they were mating with stray dogs, the East African Standard reported on Friday.
A squad of town council guards moved from estate to estate shooting pigs roaming free in Nyahururu town, 150 km (95 miles) north of the capital Nairobi.
Town mayor Muritu Karumba said he ordered Thursday's cull to avoid an outbreak of disease caused by the pigs and dogs mating, which he said broke the laws of nature and "caused unnecessary commotion".
This kind of lawbreaking just can not be tolerated. Pig-Dogs must be CAPITALIST, not COMMUNIST.
Until next time, STAB ALL COMMIES AND LOVE EVERYONE THAT IS LEFT!
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