helping commies get to know knives
Saturday, August 28, 2004
DIE REPUBLICAN COMMUNISTS
On Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:00 PM
In order to preserve my anger, I have chosen not to eat or drink while I was banned by filthy free speech hating terrified republican nazi communists.
Mmmm, Mmmm, but this is delicious! Guess what I'm eating now ? Mmmmmm....
But before we get to that... delicious delicacy... let's take a little break...
BC: Newt Gingrich, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
Newt: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
BC: So, exactly WHO, WHO IS THIS FILTHY COMMIE ENEMY, Oh mighty spirit of dead Newt Gingrich?
Newt: I can not answer because I am dead and also a filthy commie whose tongue was torn out by GoodFrogDeadFrog.
Yes, well that was singularly unenlightening. Newt is a filthy communist, just like that retarded credit card spending, 90% taxing, degenerate homosexual Ronald Reagan? Hmmm. Interesting.
Lets us bow our heads in a prayer of eternal resistance to communists. Lets us examine this article:
Krauthammer: "Human Rights and Social Justice"
After we failed to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz explained to Vanity Fair that that didn't mean the war was fought for no good reason. There were many other reasons to overthrow Hussein, he explained, but the war cabinet settled on WMD because it was the one everyone could agree on.
Into this void came Krauthammer, perhaps the most eloquent and prolific pro-war writer on the right. In a May 16, 2003 article headlined, "Iraq: A Moral Reckoning," Krauthammer listed the virtues of the war.
His three bullet points were "Human rights," "Economic equity and social justice," and "The environment." We were also reminded at this time that the war had been authorized--indeed compelled--by UN resolution 1441.
So a war most conservatives had backed as a preemptive and unapologetic defense of our homeland and our allies from killer weapons was being explained to us after the fact as a humanitarian mission and an enforcement of UN resolutions.
In other words, the war had become a liberal war. Liberal not just as a social justice or UN mission, but liberal as part of an ambitious plan to use the state to remake society.
Many neocons after Baghdad fell immediately called for going onto Syria. Today it is Iran. The Palestinians and the Saudis, we are told, should also be on our list.
Just reading the Krauthammer headlines and the Kristol covers, we begin to see the bigger picture that is the neocons' vision. Iraq was just one piece in the puzzle of reshaping the entire Middle East and spreading Democracy to every corner of the world--an undertaking many conservatives (not just the paleos) would judge more fitting for the left's utopianists than the right's conservatives.
After Hussein has fallen, the neocons, tireless soldiers, march on. They tell us to abandon the culture wars at home and instead to find more overseas battles. And they let us know that if we balk as the battle moves to fronts we never imagined, they will have no trouble finding a new movement, and even a new president, to march beneath their flag.
A NEW FLAG.
Well well well.. Of-course, that would be the communist flag of the republican thieves. The communist flag of the Freedom and America hating republican communists.
But don't worry, dear reader. I have a solution to this minor problem. I have carefully examined the issue.
The republican nazis fully in power today,
the republican nazis who hate small business and capitalism and only tolerate government monopolies,
the republican nazis who have gleefully and joyfully supported 90% aggregate tax rates in this last century,
the republican nazis, nay the republican COMMUNISTS who spend $ 1 million dollars per dirty smelly ignorant dead Iraqi when a Texas Grandma could kill one for just one dollar,
the republican communists who claim they are fiscally conservative while double triple and quadruple taxing and fee collecting each person's money at the rate of 55% and telling them to thank them that they only took 55% and not 90% like they usually do,
THOSE REPUBLICAN COMMUNIST HORSE THIEVES WILL FEEL THE HOT WHITE STAB OF MY TEXAS SIZED ANGER FOR THEIR ABOVE DEGENERATE CRIMES.
Mmmmm, but now.... now back to the little matter of my meal, now that my fasting is over.
You see, I have been eating the eyeballs of the filthy republican communists after they were torn out by my vicious starved rabid pet squirrels. I have tenderly wrapped their eyeballs in slowly extracted entrails of their filthy communist squealing republican children piglets. The raped wife whores of the republicans on the republican dole had their livers torn out and tenderly fed to flock of man eating geese. It made great pate.
YES YES YES.
IT WAS DELICIOUS.
AND THIS SHALL BE DONE TO THE REPUBLICAN COMMUNISTS, THEIR FAMILIES, AND THE FAMILIES OF THEIR FAMILIES FOR SEVEN GENERATIONS.
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL MORONS WHO PLAY WITH TEXANS.
YOU STEAL FROM A TEXAN AND YOU DIE, YOU FILTHY REPUBLICAN COMMUNIST PIG.
From now on, I shall no longer be known as GoodFrogDeadFrog.
I have found a new and eviler brand of frog.
I will be a black wind, your death screams shall resound to the moon, and there will be a trail of republican communist corpses stabbed with very very large knives.
AND THAT IS HOW YE SHALL KNOW ME. YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES SHALL DIE BY MY HAND - THE HAND OF TEXAS ITSELF. THE SPIRIT OF THE ALAMO WILL REACH OUT THROUGH THE GRAVE AND SHOW YOU FILTHY THIEVES WHO IS AND WHO IS NOT A COMMIE. YOUR DEATH SHALL BE AN EXAMPLE TO ALL OTHERS. NO ONE WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE.
DIE REPUBLI-COMMIES. ETERNAL DEATH WITH VERY LARGE KNIVES TO YOU.
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