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Monday, January 03, 2005
 
Looks like the shit has hit the fan and brown people wearing Osama tshirts are having fun raping little children:

"We have received reports of incidents of rape, gang rape, molestation and physical abuse of women and girls in the course of unsupervised rescue operations and while resident in temporary shelters," the Women and Media Collective group said.


Admittedly, this is liberal news (the only kind of news), so the reporters probably did it themselves, just like when the liberal reporters help palestinians sneak around and make Jew chunky pate out of pregnant Israeli women. I think we should have rape gangs raping the reporters and the UN. That seems a fitting punishment for attention whores who couldn't give a shit about brown monkeys. Oh, and the rape gangs should be composed of brown monkeys - they are good at it, being muslims and all.

More on the Osama tshirts which are worn by every person in that region:

Occasionally [BBC PROPAGANDA] one runs into an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt as well.

At the local market I decided to interview a young man who was selling them.

"How's business?"' I asked him. "Oh, it's doing well" came the reply.

"Who buys these T-shirts?" was my next question.

He replied "Everyone. Lots of kids like them. We also sell them to dealers who come from Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines.

"They buy them by the hundreds and then they sell them back home."

I asked him: "So do you support Osama too? I mean, would you be happy if people like these came here, and turned Thailand into a country like Afghanistan under the Taleban?"


He gave me a broad grin and said: "Oh no, no, noooo! I have a girlfriend man! I enjoy the motorbike races on the weekends and going out to have drinks with my friends, racing on the highways, playing computer games, and all that."

"So why do you sell these T-shirts then?" I asked him.

He replied: "It's simple man - we are fed up with what our government in Bangkok is doing to us. I mean, look at how poor we are.

"But Bangkok is more interested in supporting the Americans and the Americans hate Osama.

"So we wear the Osama T-shirt to say: 'We don't care about your policy with the United States. We have our own identity and we want you to respect it'."


Gooooooo Osama!!!!!!! Help the brown monkeys die!!!

Anyway, who cares about poor brown people. Lets get back to what's important: THE WORDS OF THE LIVING JESUS IN THE GOSPEL OF THOMAS.

JESUS IS A FILTHY ARSONIST:

10 Jesus said, "I have cast fire upon the world, and look, I'm guarding it until it blazes."

JESUS IS A CROSSDRESSER:

114 Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life." Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

JESUS IS TOO STUPID TO USE BLANKETS OR HOUSES:

86 Jesus said, "[Foxes have] their dens and birds have their nests, but human beings have no place to lay down and rest."

JESUS HATES BIG TITTIES:

79 A woman in the crowd said to him, "Lucky are the womb that bore you and the breasts that fed you."

He said to [her], "Lucky are those who have heard the word of the Father and have truly kept it. For there will be days when you will say, 'Lucky are the womb that has not conceived and the breasts that have not given milk.'"

LETS COOK AND EAT THE JESUS ASSHOLE IMMEDIATELY.

STAB ALL COMMIES!!!

Comments:
ObT reserves comment on the accuracy of the Jesus quotes.

ObT would also like to get some of these Osama t-shirts. Suspicously, all results of an "osama t-shirt" search on ebay reveal anti-osama, pro-W shirts. No pro-Osama shirts.

ObT strongly suspects that this is a myth.
 
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