W, the mad pirate monkey of lower than average intelligence (the test results were faked) evil geniusity, has put into motion his plan to shipwreck communism. The first stage of this plan is to take all the global warming, which he has been desperately and evilly hiding against the advice of genius level UN certified scientists of all colors, and to put that global warming right where it belongs: RIGHT ON TOP OF TED KENNEDY IN THE FORM OF SNOW.

Now, the problem is, you see, that our mad pirate monkey king W doesn't know exactly where this so called communism is that he needs to shipwreck. It could be anywhere! It could be right behind you!

However W is making an anti-educated guess. There is a very good chance that evil mass murdering fascist state controlled communism (I repeat myself) is in SATAN's little man-democrat kids love room: MASSACHUSETTS. Hence the crack storm, you see. Well, it was supposed to be a crack storm, but they couldn't find enough crack because the democrats smoked it all at the national commintern party convention. So they had to find global warming where it was hiding, threaten to shoot its children, and then dump it right on top of that fat murdering drunk Teddy K.

Now for part 2 of the evil plan. Communism, where ever and whatever it may be, is going to shipwreck itself right on the snow in Massachusetts. Its just plain obvious. That much snow has got to be good for something. And W PROMISED. HE SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN.

Who delivers 10 times out of 10? Who got communism to shipwreck by hitting the Teddy K murdering drunk iceberg? That's right, W that's who.

This is Bad Commie, shafting off.

STAB ALL COMMIES.

LOOK THERE IS ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
-posted by Bad Commie @ 2:15 PM