helping commies get to know knives
My favorite stabbings:
God, Mother Earth, W, Prayer, Poetry, Uptight Nervous Canadian Frostbacks, Debating,
Self Stabbing, Ann Coulter, The Ketchup Prince, Gay Marriage, Fantasy
Friday, December 31, 2004
That crazy crackhead cowboy W is not being generous enough with my money! How dare he steal not enough from me! I demand that foreign illiterate retards, who are hated by their own countries, and who lie on the beach all day doing nothing useful, and who take not even the simplest of precautions get all the money I earn! Every cent! Any idiot that builds anything in a precarious location vulnerable to weather must get all my money!
Also, W should be drowning the foreign communists and the UN pervert degenerates with RIVERS of BLOOD AND NUCLEAR FIRE purchased with my money.
As we can see, degenerate UN bureaucrats are not satisfied with W stealing at a rate more than the whole rest of the world combined:
Secretary of State Colin Powell found himself in the position of having to remind the world that over the past four years the United States has provided more such aid than all other nations on the planet combined.
UN dictator thugs have been forced to resort to statistics, not content with simple "money" as a measure, since "money" is a foreign concept to them. Here is what the crocodile tear mass murdering UN terror-crats say:
Jeffrey Sachs, an economist at Columbia University and a specialist on aid to developing countries who has worked with the United Nations, said, ''There is a very big difference between American attitudes, which are generous; beliefs, which is that we do a lot; and the reality. . . . The reality is we actually do very little by comparative measures.
Remember, all your money must be given to the government or the UN. Unless one of those two mafia syndicates distributes your money, it is not doing anything useful! So, why the lies by the murdering jew hating multi colored niggers at the UN and their democratic party enforcer thugs? Aaaah, now I see:
United States President George Bush was tonight accused of trying to undermine the United Nations by setting up a rival coalition to coordinate relief following the Asian tsunami disaster.
The president has announced that the US, Japan, India and Australia would coordinate the world's response.
But former International Development Secretary Clare Short said that role should be left to the UN.
"I think this initiative from America to set up four countries claiming to coordinate sounds like yet another attempt to undermine the UN when it is the best system we have got and the one that needs building up," she said.
"Only really the UN can do that job," she told BBC Radio Four's PM programme.
"It is the only body that has the moral authority. But it can only do it well if it is backed up by the authority of the great powers."
Ms Short said the coalition countries did not have good records on responding to international disasters.
She said the US was "very bad at coordinating with anyone" and India had its own problems to deal with.
"I don't know what that is about but it sounds very much, I am afraid, like the US trying to have a separate operation and not work with the rest of the world through the UN system" she added.
Well, time to string these mutli colored niggers up. Let's be VERY GENEROUS with the rope and the knife. Here is a statistic for you, UN shitheads:
ONE KNIFE, ONE COMMIE, ONE STAB.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
The "Rat"
In mid December, the cold wind blew into Texas. There was something in the air that month, a potentiality, a harshness, perhaps a republicanization of the weather?
Snow fell.
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ObT was sitting at his computer, wondering how the communist weather could have been imported from up north. Did a gang of angry vicious mexicans looking to break into the border from the north, instead of the south do it? - he thought. No matter. He would survive. He always did. No matter what. Ever since his former vicious capitalism hating employers deep in liberal unbulldozed lala land had offered him rest breaks in his 100k job, he had had that fatalistic survivor's quality about him. Of-course, being a Texan, he had immediately quit that job when they attempted to unionize his working hours by giving him "resting" time. He knew brainwashing and communism when he saw it. It was only a matter of time before he would have been forced to hand out communist literature during the time the company set aside for his "well being". That's just the way it was up north.
ObT looked outside. Liberal white stuff was falling. Outside HIS house. Why hadn't someone shot it dead at the border? Were the Texans rangers incompetent again? Did Janet Reno order them to oppress another gun owner?
He went to the door. He opened it and looked outside. "Come in you bastards!" He shouted. "I'll stab you were you stand!". Suddenly he shivered. Something was not right. He felt a snowflake stab him in the eye and a shudder made its way to his very core. He could sense that he was not the hunter that day. He slammed the door shut and went back to his computer. The door did not close. There was a 3 inch crack left. And there was his.....invitation......
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Whiskers twitched. Red eyes gleamed. A Nose sniffed deeply the scent of Texan happiness. Razor sharp teeth and incredibly sharp piercing fangs gleamed and ground against each other in horrific rage. He had come all the way from UNBULLDOZED CAMBRIDGE.
AND NOW HE WAS INVITED!
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ObT sat at his computer mindlessly chatting with his terrorist brethren about how he was singlehandedly saving Texas from communism. His mind thought back...
He had hear noises that night as he lay on his mattress, which rested on the floor, unable to sleep. Strange ones. Little hammer rings, whooshing slicing sounds that sounded like they could have been made by a small, extremely sharp sickle, and blackboard and human nail-like tooth gnashings.
Almost as if someone was making a... 5 year plan.... It sounded ridiculous, he knew, but he wanted to share his discomfort, while simultaneously indulging in his false bravado.
Maybe it was a rat??? Of-course!!! Of-course that's what it was! How silly! He went downstairs and put an old rat trap with brie under the stairs, where the delectable virgin Texan pony express bride, currently being matured in his house, would not see it. He exported 2 brides a month to the rich losers up north, and he did not want to ruin their gun smoke Texan purity with rats.
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A sharp claw was slowly stroked down the fur of the texan desert mouse. The mouse felt the metallic claw harshly grating against each vertebrae. It went in a little and the mouse felt wetness on its back. "Bring me the cheese" a voice sounded in the innermost recesses of its mind. The mouse slowly moved forward in a stupor to grab the cheese. The trap went off, the leg was broken. The mouse bent its head and with a heavy sigh gnawed off the leg.
It dragged itself and the cheese back to the corner with the very dark hole, leaving a trail of mouse blood. The trap reset itself with no visible intervention with a sharp metallic click.
The pages of chinese food menu rustled and a deep voice grated against the cold air, while the sound of cheese and mouse bones being crunched was heard: "Now....What would go best with cat?"....
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ObT lay shivering under the covers. He had just finished threatening that he was going to get a cat to his terrorist mole in the far north. That made him feel slightly better. But now he was scared again. Scared of the dark, scared of the cold, scared of his loneliness, scared of the ....rat. He turned to the wall. He felt and heard, almost in his mind, a sharp little snick. Wetness ran down his back. Somehow a voice formed in his mind: "Here, kitty kitty...". He shuddered at the sibilant whisper with a mocking undertone. He reached around with his hand and groped around behind him. He felt wetness on the floor bed just beneath his back. A shudder of startlement ran through him, veins twitched inside his legs, and the marrow jumped in his very bones. He desperately felt around some more. As his hand moved closer, slowly, the light of the moon shined with a pale gleam and fell upon metallic corroded sharp fangs...
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
I would just like to send a shout out to my homie, the GGGGGGGGGG Block Man, God, for offing all of those brown people and foreign tourists and children, some of whom were undoubtedly vicious degenerate capitalism hating commies.
On the other hand, there is quite a good chance that this was the fault of Jesus, who was either trying to compulsively wash them or baptize them, being the religious right wing truth hating bigot that he is. Also, it's almost certain that the toonami was the fault of the ******Jew****** supermodel Moses who was trying to part the red sea again. How many people did that Jew kill when he did it the first time? Huh? HOW MANY???
Now some of you may think the tsunami is somehow immoral or, worse, amoral. I assure you killing brown people and children and foreign tourists is very very moral and good for everyone. I would like to put my reputation on the line and say I support the morality of this act 1000%. For example, look at the stock market, as capitalism magazine would say - clearly the stock market is going up - this is a moral activity.
China and Europe and India has been genociding the culturally unacceptable (crippled, stupid, girls) for the last 30 years. If that government activity is moral, what about the uber government and uber bureaucracy of God? Clearly that is even more moral. Killing the weak, stupid, culturally unacceptable, or brown is always moral. And even if the foreign tourists weren't brown, they would have been if they kept on staying in the sun.
God, you're BETTER THAN STALIN.
Thank you God, thank you. I bow my head in reverence.
Bet you can't get me, bitch! I'm safely inland. What are you gonna do? Stop crying bitch!
I'LL HELP YOU STAB THE COMMIES.
Monday, December 27, 2004
False degenerate propaganda "news" propagated by filthy illiterate third grade 30 years held back peasants knows as "journalists" has reached an epidemic proportion. Check out all these so called "funny" cartoons about Rumsfeld supposedly being a bad leader of commie lemming commie stabbers:
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/Rummysbigmouth/main.asp
Pages and pages of Goebbels and Pravda and NYT like propaganda by diarrhetic welfare queen weasels who couldn't hold down a job in the government to save their own lives.
Imagine, "people" suddenly being concerned about the military not being caring? What is going on? Why must we suffer the outrageous propaganda illusion that the degenerate mass murdering thieves who call themselves Dan rather, journalists and liberals care about anyone? Their orgy of vicious Rumsfeld stabbing is supposed to be motivated by what - love and kindness? Just like their love and kindness of degenerate murderers like Jimmy Carter, Saddam, Ted "Ooops she drowned, leave me alone" and "Big Dig only costs 4 billion pints of blood, tunnel wont leak and we'll put subways in rich neighborhoods, don't worry" Kennedy, Hitler, Stalin? I assume that's exactly the so called caring that is at work here. Their tolerance of the haters of degenerate mass murderers seems pretty low, however.
This is what really happened:
Nowhere was the media's irresponsibility on the Iraq conflict more acutely demonstrated than in the barrage of ugly news reports on Donald Rumsfeld's exchange in Kuwait with Spc. Thomas Wilson, an exchange that is still reverberating across the country. ...
Virtually all the newspaper, magazine, radio, and TV accounts wildly misrepresented what happened next. As the Washington Post's Thomas Ricks "reported" -- and his piece was wholly representative of the media in general --" Rumsfeld replied: 'As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They're not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time." Rumsfeld, as the media would have it, was blowing off the deepest concerns of our men and women about to be placed in a deadly situation. ...
But the official transcript of the Kuwaiti townhall meeting with the troops ... reveals an entirely different story.
The first words out of Rumsfeld's mouth in response to Wilson were not what the media either said or implied or disclosed in film clips. They were, instead, words of encouragement. Rumsfeld dwelt at length on how much progress the military was making in solving the problem that began materializing a year ago August when the enemy started using explosives to blow up thin-skinned Army vehicles normally used in the rear of the combat zone. Nor was the secretary caught off guard by the question, as the media has suggested.
Rumsfeld talked to about 2,300 soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and civilian laborers at Camp Buehring in northern Kuwait. Contrary to media suggestions, the troops were warm and receptive. The gathering frequently cheered and applauded the defense secretary, as he praised the troops and informed them how important their mission was. They cheered and applauded his remarks in response to their questions, gave him standing ovations and crowded around him for 45 minutes shaking his hand and snapping his picture after he had briefed them. His appearance was also broken up with good-natured laughter. These soldiers were clearly not acting bitterly or ready to mutiny. Those who read the complete transcript of Rumsfeld's appearance as well as the briefing for reporters by Lt. Gen. R. Steven Whitcomb will have a far different understanding of what occurred than if they choose to rely on the news accounts.
Oh and I think like 99% of the humvees in the unit of the about to be deployed soldier who asked the question were uparmored, and all were uparmored, per the original unmodified schedule, one day after.
RUMSFELD STABS COMMIES DEAD.
YOU STAB THE COMMIE YOU HAVE
AND NOT THE PILES OF DEAD COMMIES YOU ALREADY STABBED.
DON'T LET THE DEAD COMMIE
DISTRACT YOU FROM THE LIVE ONE.
Friday, December 24, 2004
Happy aborted cloned Jesus day!!! Come closer, commies, and find out exactly WHO is in that red suit that represents the guy who molested underage Jesus! And why he has those knives in his pockets! He really IS happy to see you commies! He's GOT A SHINY SHARP PRESENT for YOU!
The Satan Holy Good Angel wants to stop me from molesting underage baby Jesus because he wants to help Jesus all by himself.
Praise Jesus!
Come closer!
Praise Jesus!
Come even closer!
That's right, someone is going to get aborted, just like Mary aborted Jesus!
COMMIES.
STAB ALL COMMIES.
DISGUISE YOURSELF IN RED SUITS IMMEDIATELY.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Fox news just ordered me to brainwash myself with the information that Terminator-fornia is letting people see on the web if their neighbors are degenerate perverts. I don't understand the point of this since this is California we are talking about. Maybe they are letting people see who is registered as a democrat? Hmmm. Wait, fox news brainwashing just came in with further orders.... something about sex offenders?.... Hmmm, all of this seems like 100 percent state resident coverage to me. Still don't see the point..... The commander in thought chief is mumbling something about "4 times more likely" recidivism rates. Do they mean that criminals that are watched commit crimes? And if you don't watch criminals you don't see crimes? Hmmm. Oh I get it! Maybe they mean white collar sex law perverts in the legislature are getting a web page? Hmmmm, no. I guess they are already registered. Come to think of it, voters are registered too. Maybe they just want to register the remaining non criminals? That's probably it.
OK, now fox thought central is terrorizing UN bureaucrats on the street. Just walking up to them and asking them annoying questions. Boy these idiots are ineffective suicide exploders and heat choppers. Don't they watch al-jazeera? The SAY they do...
I would have asked better questions.
Bad Commie: We are doing a comparison of degenerate bad-darky apologizers for mass murderers of bad-darkies - would you say you are number 3 or number 4 all time? Can I personally kill 1 million bad-darkies and then you will apologize for me? If I kill a bunch of Iraqis and say you can have their oil, can you give me money too? I have more legitimacy than the last guy!
Crap, my stabbing rate is falling below 4 degenerate commie thieves per second. This is bad commie,
STABBING OFF.