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Sunday, March 28, 2004

Unelected grey french, german and belgian bureaucrats have decided that they want to steal 600 million dollars from a true American capitalist - Microsoft:

Smith argued that Microsoft's settlement proposal, which he said included an offer to release a worldwide Windows version that included three competing media players besides its own, would have been more useful to consumers than the penalties.

He called the order to produce a version of Windows without media software an "unwarranted and ill-considered" violation of intellectual property rights under World Trade Organization rules.

Doing so, he said, would be difficult and make other features and even some Web sites work less effectively.

Scum sucking bureaucrats don't care about the efficiency of anything, however.

The shadow corrupt monsters want to build statues of themselves. Statues located only in france, belgium and germany and certainly not in Poland which will not get nearly the same benefits going to french farmers, even though Poland has better food and better farmers. These statues are so that fine european pigeons can poop in fine french style.

This is a decision based on 5 year old technology, and the laughable remedies are based on trying to take concerns from 5 years ago and apply them today. The remedies are clearly against the public interest. They are merely grand theft european in the same style as the last thousands of years. Furthermore, it is not the "EU" that made the decision to steal, there is no such thing as an EU in the first place. It is an unelected commission of thieves and corrupt assholes known as the European Commision. They couldn't even be bothered to involve the kangaroo courts that the corrupt asshole citizens of france and germany use to prosecute their own special (i.e. stupid enough to get caught) murderers. Why is "Capitalism Magazine" too pussy to write about this? Is "Capitalism Magazine" only for capitalism in the intellectual french sense? Maybe US Capitalism a bunch of commies?

Here is what a "french intellectual" says:

Angered by the assault against a nation he knows and admires, the distinguished French intellectual Jean-Francois Revel has come to America's defense in "Anti-Americanism," a biting and erudite book that (paradoxically, given his country's specially vehement attacks on the U.S. and its policies) spent several weeks on top of France's best-seller list. Revel believes that what he calls the "anti-American obsession" is based on a willful disregard of the most obvious facts of American political and social life, its economic freedom and democratic traditions. He sees much anti-Americanism simply as anti-capitalism in disguise on the part of those--in Europe and the rest of the world--who are still committed to doctrines that are at heart illiberal and even totalitarian. In probing the origins of the notion that America is the source of all evil--imperialistic, greedy and ruthlessly competitive--he shows how these charges ultimately stem from weakness and envy on the part of those who make them and are a neurotic effort to find an easy explanation for Europe's own loss of status in the postwar era. As far as America's "unilateralism" is concerned, Revel asserts that the U.S. is forced to act alone because Europe has repeatedly failed to act in the cause of collective security. As far as America's sins of "globalization" are concerned, Revel shows that the developing countries of the world want more, not less access to rich markets and corporate investment. Jean-Francois Revel explores the strengths of America and exposes the agendas of the anti-Americans in his own country, in Europe and around the world. Revel's clearheaded analysis of the protestors' motives shows what they're really marching for and what the world will lose if their anti-Americanism should ever take hold.

Hmmmm. Bad Commie may have to be a french intellectual bad commie if this shit goes on much longer. "Bad French Commie".

Speaking of unelected corrupt bureaucrats, the 9/11 commision is exploring the actions of the various Clinton officials and their so called "policy to mildly dislike terrorism except when it's done by good people at heart".

The grey monsters are all talking about how they were fully accountable to each other and they did everything that they could have humanly done. This whole talk of accountability is a complete and utter farce. Accountability can only come from a public official being accountable to the people that elected him. The accountability can only take the form of a firing or death. Removal from power, or removal from life. Ethically, morally, and logically, that is the only scenario under which there can be accountability. And ethically, morally, and logically that accountability can either take the form of early recall from office or execution. A bureaucrat can't be accountable by the definition of the word accountable.

There are a lot of morons (like Sandy Berger and Madeline Albright) talking about how the federal bureaucracy could not make the decision to kill a "bathrobist" like Bin Laden, because the bureaucracy had to fully cover its ass for all actions. Well, let me tell you, unelected grey bureaucrats in positions of their power can not cover their ass from my reach! Their assertion that they did everything they could and that they fully needed to cover their ass is a non sensical statement. So, when these idiots fail to hire a thug to kill a thug, the responsibility is all theirs. Why was there a 10 zillion step process to authorize the use of force against foreigners on foreign soil? This use of force on foreign soil does not fall under US law. What is the fucking problem here? Send a bunch of Texan citizens to do the job, if the army of the Arkansas retard stops at too many fast food places. Why do we need to get the federal bureaucracy involved at all? Just have a contest to see who can kill the most al-queda, and award a cow to the winner. Heck, some Texan will donate the cow. Give a Texan a couple of cluster bombs and he'll bring peace to the middle east in no time too. And while we are at it, instead of having "under god" in the pledge of allegiance, let's have "united against communist filth like the democratic french party and other bathrobists".

Moving on, here is a very disturbing web page called "Cool Commies":

If, as The Producers has proven, fascism can be funny, then communism can be downright hilarious. Crimes against humanity notwithstanding, the inherently comic potential of the once-monolithic East Bloc--shoe-pounding dictators, steroid-crazed female weight lifters and Russian jazz--has been a staple of everything from Get Smart to Steve Martin's Wild And Crazy Guy shtick.

In other disturbing news, the internet may be enabling communism instead of hindering it. I am stabbing my computer just in case as soon as this blog is done.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 4:27 PM (0) comments

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Check out this unstabbed commie I found who accurately describes how brainwashing works:

How is it possible in the 20th century USA -- with TV and high levels of communication, with freedom of the press, freedom of speech -- to fool most of the people all of the time? Here is how it is done. Five ingredients are required.

Ingredient 1. A patriotic issue.
A fundamental issue permeating nearly all conditions of life in the U.S. is needed, around which the rest of the fooling can be constructed. The perfect issue since 1947 has been "The Red Menace," or "Communism" or "The Radical Communist Left Conspiracy." No one is more adept at using this issue than Richard Nixon. [Bad Commie: Nixon was not a crook. Teddy K set him up.]
The people, to be fooled, have to really believe in the issue, from the heart, from the gut. In a democracy this is the most essential ingredient. In the U.S. many, many people believe it. Some believe it because they have never heard or read anything other than "The Communists are going to take over." Others believe it because they or their parents or relatives came from Europe and "know what it's like to live under Naziism or Communism." (They don't distinguish.)
Some believe because they are religious, and somehow religion is always linked to anti-communism. Others aren't sure, but they think "radical" groups might be Communist controlled. The flag waving, the national anthem, the American Legion, our prisoners of war, the draft of the past -- all of these symbols are linked to the one big issue of "Communism."
There can be several sub-issues of lesser significance than the fundamental issue. Some of these might be related to the main issue. Others may be unrelated. Some are used to appeal to certain segments of the population. They can be carefully exploited and added together with the main issue in a way which enhances it. Some are useful with low-intelligence-level people. Others appeal to bigots. Some are fearful issues which people would rather avoid. Others hit the individual right in his pocketbook or his security.
If played one against the other, very carefully, many of these sub-issues can be blamed on Communism. Archie Bunker, of the TV series, "All In The Family", was not exaggerating when he blamed his white niece's dancing with a black neighbor boy on "a Communist plot."
Examples of sub-issues used by those controlling Nixon administration to fool the people include:

The black-white issue

The busing issue

The young radical issue

The law and order issue

The national security issue

The old-fashioned American work ethic versus poverty and welfare issue

Oh yeah, and don't forget asshole commies mass murdering 100's of millions of people because they believe in some incompetent fairy tale idea of human nature that they want to enforce at the point of a gun. And if you twitch wrong, it's thought crime and the commie fuckers kill you. And communism is not even a competent fairy tale. Marx would have made a much better one up if he washed once in a while.

STAB STAB STAB.

Check out the evil plots of the mass murdering commies who think they can just express their evil commie hate out in the open on the internet without any consequences.

John Hawkins says:
"The best parts are where they try to morally justify their actions. When you believe that government is the only means of doing good in the world, you can justify anything to get the "good guys" back in power."

Right on! Stab the commies! More commie hate in this fake commie passion play about Jesus here. Why is it that commie haters are almost uniformly religious nuts belonging to the democratic party? And why was Jesus Christ a commie? Did that dumb fucker not understand the God is not out to help anyone? And what's up with the idiot Moses? "Thou Shalt Not Kill" ??? Huh? What, I'm not supposed to kill terrorists and child rapers now? Or Jews? What an idiot. The other commandments are equally retarded. Although if you view them as mere suggestions for behavior that don't have to be obeyed if you're someone really important (like a priest), then they work out pretty good. But let's face it, killing commies is a duty and a pleasure. And if God is against that then God is a commie who needs to be stabbed.

To finish, here is some awesome graffiti from Iraqi walls:

SADDAM WILL RETURN!
And written underneath:
THROUGH MY ASS!

ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY

A THOUSAND AMERICANS, OK. BUT NOT A SINGLE TIKRITI!

DEATH TO ALL DIRTY BAATHISTS, THE TYRANTS!

LONG LIVE IRAQ! DOWN WITH AMERICA!

LONG LIVE BUSH THE BELIEVER, THE HONEST, THE HONORED, AND DOWN WITH SADDAM, THE INFIDEL, THE ATHEIST, THE UNBELIEVER!

HIS COMING WAS A DISASTER, HIS STAYING WAS A DISASTER, AND HIS LEAVING IS A DISASTER

RAISE YOUR HEAD; YOU ARE AN IRAQI!

LONG LIVE AHMAD AL-CHALABI, THE IRAQI, THE SON OF IRAQ!

CHALABI'S SHOE IS A CROWN FOR THE MALE PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN AND ALL THE OTHER ARAB TRAITORS!

DOWN WITH AHMAD CHALABI, MAN OF CATS!

CHALABI IS A REAL IRAQI HERO

CHALABI IS THE ENGINEER OF DEMOCRACY
And underneath is written:
ZIONISTS SAID THAT!

AHMAD CHALABI IS A THIEF, SENTENCED IN ABSENTIA. IS HE THE ONE WHO WILL REPRESENT US IRAQIS?

THE CITIZEN THAT KNOWS A CRIMINAL BAATHIST AND DOES NOT INFORM ON HIM IS A CRIMINAL THE SAME AS HIM

MASS GRAVES AND BAATHIST PRINCIPLES ARE TWO FACES OF THE SAME STINKING COIN

WE MUST NOT FORGET THE MASS GRAVES AND THEIR CHAMPION, SADDAM HUSSEIN THE LIBERTINE

WE ARE BELIEVING MUSLIMS WITHOUT SECTARIANISM; WE ARE IRAQI PATRIOTS WITHOUT FANATICISM

NO SECURITY, NO PEACE ... UNLESS SADDAM RETURNS!

OUR WEALTH IS OUR OWN, OUR OIL WILL ENRICH US IF WE CAN GET IT BACK INTO OUR HANDS

SADDAM HAS VANISHED INTO THE CESSPIT OF HISTORY

SHAME AND DISGRACE TO THE AGENTS AND TRAITORS WHO SOLD THEIR IRAQ CHEAPLY WITH THEIR OWN HONOR TO THE AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH AND THE ZIONISTS

DOWN BUSH, DOWN BREMER

ALLAH AKHBAR AND VICTORY TO THE GREAT IRAQ

THE GOVERNING COUNCIL IS A COUNCIL OF AGENTS, TRAITORS, SPIES, AND MERCENARIES

DONKEYS PISS HERE!
And underneath is written:
AND PIMPS AND BAATHISTS

ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE POST-LIBERATION IRAQ:
105 NEWSPAPERS (ALL LIES)
110 FAILED PARTIES
300 THIEVES' ORGANIZATIONS
500 UNIONS WITH NO WORK
600 HEADQUARTERS FOR PLUNDERING AND STEALING
700 MOVEMENTS WITH NO BLESSING OR GOOD
25,000 SPIES FOR THE AMERICANS
4,000 EMPLOYEES IN OFFICIAL OFFICES, ALL THIEVES
5,000 DOUBLE AGENTS FOR THE AMERICANS AND FOR SADDAM AT THE SAME TIME
2 MILLION HOMELESS FAMILIES WITH NO DIGNITY
25 MILLION IRAQIS THAT WANT TO LEAVE IRAQ
--Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

THE NEW FINANCE MINISTER IS A THIEF LIKE A BAATHIST. WHERE DID 25 PERCENT OF OUR SALARIES GO, YOU THIEF?

WHERE ARE THE OIL REVENUES GOING? AND WHERE ARE THE REVENUES FROM THE HOLY RELIGIOUS SHRINES, YOU GOVERNING COUNCIL!

SADDAM ATE BEANS AND EMITTED STINKY AIR

LONG LIVE SADDAM, IN SPITE OF HIS FOOL CRAZIES!
And underneath is written:
SADDAM IS A PIMP; ASK YOUR SISTER!

DISGRACE FOR THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND ETERNAL GLORY FOR THE MARTYR OF IRAQ AND ISLAM

THE PEOPLE IN THE AL-FAHDL QUARTER ARE ALL IN THE SERVICE OF THE BAATHIST LEADER SADDAM HUSSEIN

PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON
And underneath is written:
TO FINISH OFF WHAT REMAINS OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE OR TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?

PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON
And underneath is written:
HAND CUFFED, BY THE WILL OF GOD

LET YOUR HEADS APPEAR, YOU BAATHISTS. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? IN THE SEWAGE PIPES?

IRAQ IS THE MUSTACHE OF EVERY HONORABLE MANÂThe Army of Mohammed

WE SWEAR WE WILL MAKE MASS GRAVES FROM IRAQ'S LAND FOR ALL THE TRAITORS AND ALL THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND THE ZIONISTS --Army of Mohammed
And underneath is written:
WE ALREADY KNOW MASS GRAVES ARE YOUR SPECIALTY; GOD IS OUR WITNESS ON THAT

GAS MAKOO [none or unavailable] OIL MAKOO, WORK MAKOO, MONEY MAKOO, WATER MAKOO, ELECTRICITY MAKOO: WE HAVE EXCHANGED DIRT FOR A SMELL. LONG LIVE AMERICA!

INCREASE IN RATION SHARES:
100 KG. SADNESS, PAIN, AND MELANCHOLY FOR EACH CITIZEN
50 KG. WORRY, GRIEF, AND SORROW FOR EACH HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD
10 PROBLEMS PER FAMILY
4 VOLTS ELECTRICITY PER HOUSE
1 MASS CEMETERY PER CITY DISTRICT
5 RANDOMLY SHOT BULLETS PER STREET, INCREASED TO 50 BULLETS ON THURSDAYS
1 GAS CANISTER PER FAMILY PER MONTH
2 KEROSENE BOTTLES PER FAMILY PER MONTH
10 CANS OF FOOD PER FAMILY PER MONTH: VARIOUS OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN AND FULL OF DIFFERENT POISONS
NB: TRANSPORTATION COSTS ARE BORNE BY MR. BREMER
--Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, EVEN THE PORTERS AT THE SHARJAH BAZAAR

GIVE THANKS TO GOD THAT ODAI AND QUSAI WERE KILLED

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. BUSH, AND A THOUSAND THANK YOUS FOR MR. GOOD IRAQI BREMER

ONE SHOE OF MR. BUSH HONORS ALL THE ARABS

A PILE OF STONES IS BETTER THAN SUCH NEIGHBORS

BE FRIGHTENED OF GOD, PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN! AND YOU THE TURBANED MEN OF IRAN, AND YOU GRANDSONS OF THE OTTOMAN TURKS

TURKEY AND IRAN ARE A SPLIT TURD

SYRIA, JORDAN, AND EGYPT, A TRIO OF TERRORIST ARABS ARE LIKE SCATTERED SHIT

THANKS MR. BREMER FOR CUTTING OFF THESE NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES FROM IRAQ'S MONEY. ONE MORE YEAR, AND THEY WILL DIE OF HUNGER. JUST A LITTLE PATIENCE, MR. BREMER, AND THESE NOSES-IN-THE-SKIES WILL COME TO NOTHING

MR. BREMER, WE DON'T WANT, IN IRAQ, NEITHER A YEMENI NOR A PALESTINIAN,NOR A SYRIAN NOR AN EGYPTIAN. PUSH THEM ALL OUT, MR. BREMER! THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN LICE AND FLEAS AND TICKS ON THE SKIN OF IRAQIS

TALK, TALK, TALK AND CONVERSATION AND DIALOGUE, FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT

SECURITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, ESSENTIAL DEMAND OF THE IRAQI CITIZEN

WE WANT THE SECURITY SYSTEMS TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO END THE FEAR, WORRY, AND PANIC

BE PATIENT, IRAQIS, DON'T STEAL. STEALING IS NOT ALLOWED BY GOD

DON'T SELL YOUR HOME TO JEWS, YOU IRAQI!

LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE OF FALLUJAH AND RAMADI; THE HEROES OF THE IRAQ AND THE ARAB NATION

SADDAM HATED TEACHERS AND SCIENCE AND BOOKS AND SCHOOL BECAUSE HE WAS ILLITERATE AND IGNORANT AND DID NOT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OR A CERTIFICATE

IF IRAQ REALLY WANTS TO REBUILD ITSELF, IT SHOULD START WITH THE TEACHERS

WOE FOR THE WINE SELLERS AND THE VENDORS OF NUDISM AND LIBERTINISM

BUSH THE FATHER LIBERATED KUWAIT. BUSH THE SON LIBERATED IRAQ, THEN SYRIA, THEN IRAN. BUSH THE GRANDSON WILL LIBERATE THE WHOLE WORLD!

WE DON'T WANT AN IRAQI ARMY, EITHER VOLUNTARY OR DRAFT, BECAUSE ITS OFFICERS WILL ALWAYS BE ROTTEN, INFIDEL CRIMINALS --Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

DO YOU WANT TO BE A KING? JUST EATING AND SHITTING AND GETTING PAID? JUST BE AN OFFICER IN THE IRAQI ARMY THEN --Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

ONE AMERICAN SOLDIER IS MORE HONORED THAN ALL THE OFFICERS OF THE IRAQI ARMY --Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

A THOUSAND CURSES ON YOUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS EVERY DAY YOU CUT THE ELECTRICITY, YOU SADDAM, ATHEIST WITHOUT A WATER PITCHER [not washing himself after defecating]

A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM TOGETHER!

A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM AND BRITISH AND RUSSIANS AND JAPANESE AND FRENCH AND ITALIANS AND LONG LIFE FOR IRAQ AND ISLAM ONLY

GLORY FOR ISLAM'S MARTYRS, SUNNI AND SHIITEÂMuqtada al-Sadr [Sadr is a Shiite leader whose popular ayatollah father was executed by Saddam]
Underneath is written:
AND GO TO HELL ALL OTHER SECTS? SHOULD OTHER SECTS BECOME THIEVES AND KILLERS LIKE YOUR FOLLOWERS IN ORDER TO DESERVE TO BE CALLED MARTYRS?

SISTANI AND SADR [both Shiite leaders]: IF YOU WERE UNABLE TO PREVENT YOUR FOLLOWERS FROM PLUNDERING, ASSAULTING. AND STEALING, THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RULE IRAQ?

YES FOR SISTANI, WHO SPEAKS A LITTLE BUT SAYS A LOT.

YOU DO NOT BUILD NATIONS BY BEATING CHESTS, SADR!

HALF OF IRAQ WAS DESTROYED WHEN THE JEWS LEFT IN THE '40S, AND BY YOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS, MR. SADR, OTHER DENOMINATIONS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE IRAQ. IS THE DESTRUCTION OF IRAQ YOUR PURPOSE, MR. SADR?

MUQTADA: EITHER SPEAK USEFULLY OR BE ENTIRELY SILENT!

MR. BUSH: DUNGHILLS AND CESSPITS AND MAFIA CONTROL THE PAVEMENTS. HALF OF THE IRAQIS STEAL FROM THE OTHER HALF TO LIVE ON THE DUNG HEAPS OF THE AMERICAN ARMY. IS THIS THE WELFARE AND WELL-BEING YOU PROMISED THE IRAQIS, MR. BUSH?

SADDAM THE PENIS SWALLOWER!

SADDAM SWALLOWED ALL THE PRICKS OF THE WORLD, AND HE STILL SAID HE WAS VICTORIOUS

KILL AND CRUSH THE STINKY HEAD OF EVERY BAATHIST CRIMINAL COWARD TRAITOR AND BEGIN WITH THE HEAD OF SADDAM

IF SADDAM SPENT THE OIL REVENUES ON THE WELFARE OF HIS PEOPLE IRAQ WOULD BE:
THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE TWO HOUSES: ONE FOR WINTER, ONE FOR SUMMER
EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE THREE CARS: ONE FOR WORK, ONE FOR HIS FAMILY, AND ONE FOR PICNICS AND TRAVELING
EVERY IRAQI WOULD TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD ANNUALLY
EVERY IRAQI WOULD BE EDUCATED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN SCIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, LEARNING, AND EDUCATION
IRAQ'S POPULATION WOULD BE 50 MILLION
--Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

DOWN WITH AMERICA, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

LONG LIVE MR. BUSH, THE BELIEVER

SADDAM NO, CHALABI NO, TALABANI [a leader of one of the Kurdish parties] NO. BUSH YES, YES, YES

SADDAM IS A WORD THAT MEANS A DISEASE THAT HITS DONKEYS

EVERYONE, SADDAM CRAPPED IN HIS TROUSERS

EVERYONE, SADDAM PIMPED HIS WIFE SAJIDAH

DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SADDAM ATE FROM THE KAADAH! [a child's potty]

SADDAM RAN AWAY AND LEFT THE BAATHISTS ROAMING THE STREETS

DEMANDS FROM IRAQIS TO MR. BUSH AND MR. BREMER

WHEN THE JUDGES TRY SADDAM THEY SHOULD DO THE FOLLOWING:
CUT OFF HIS EAR LIKE HE HAS DONE WITH OUR SONS WHO DESERTED FROM HIS UNFAIR WARS
CUT OFF HIS HAND BECAUSE HE HAS STOLEN THE PEOPLE'S WEALTH TO BUILD HIS PALACES AND PLEASURES AND DISTRIBUTE THEM AMONG HIS RELATIVES AND GUARDS
EXECUTE HIM BECAUSE HE HAS KILLED OUR PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY WITHOUT STOPPING FOR MORE THAN THREE DECADES AND FILLED OUR HOMELAND WITH MASS GRAVES
VIOLATE HIS FAMILY HONOR BECAUSE HE AND HIS SONS DISHONORED THOUSANDS OF IRAQI FAMILIES
--Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

FUCK ME, BUT DON'T HAND ME OVER TO THE IRAQIS! THEY WILL TEAR ME TO PIECES, MINCE ME INTO A THOUSAND SPECKS, AND ROAST ME OVER FIREÂSaddam Hussein

IRAQIS RISE AND RESIST THE OCCUPATION!

TELL SADDAM WE WON'T FORGET

ALL IRAQ IS CRYING: SADDAM SOLD MY COUNTRY

USA + UK PLEASE STAY

YOU IRAQIS ARE PLUNDERING AND STEALING AND SABOTAGING; THINGS THAT ONLY BRING JOY TO SADDAM

I SWEAR BY THE GOD OF THE KAABA [the sacred black stone in Mecca] I AM RETURNING TO YOU IN BAGHDAD, AND I WILL CRUSH EVERY AMERICAN AND EVERYONE WHO COOPERATED WITH THE OCCUPATION! --Saddam Hussein

BAATHISTS ARE THE MICROBES OF THE WORLD, AND BUSH IS THE MICROBE KILLER

THE OCCUPATION AUTHORITIES HAVE NO RIGHT TO APPOINT A COMMITTEE TO WRITE THE CONSTITUTION

SADDAM THE DISGRACE! YOUR END IS TO BE LED LIKE A DOG BY A BLACK FEMALE SOLDIER!

RECENTLY RELEASED, THE MOST FAMOUS BOOK OF ITS TIME: HOW TO ELUDE THE IRAQIS AND THE AMERICANS FOR EIGHT MONTHS, BY SADDAM HUSSEIN

LONG LIVE GENERAL SANCHEZ: HE MADE SADDAM KICK HIMSELF LIKE A BILLY GOAT

IS IT REASONABLE THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY? OR ARE THEY DOING IT INTENTIONALLY FOR SOME REASON GOD ONLY KNOWS?

LETS WORK TO MAKE A GOVERNMENT THAT REPRESENTS THE WILL OF THE IRAQI MASSES --The Al Daawa Islamic Party

IRAQ FIRST, THE PEOPLE FIRST! --Free Officers and Civilians Organization

IRAQ IS OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY AND ISLAM IS OUR CHOICE! --The Iraqi Peace Party

THE ISLAMIC LIBERATION PARTY CALLS FOR MUSLIMS TO WORK TOWARD FORMING AGAIN THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE AND FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF SHARIA LAW

IMAM SHIRAZI SAYS: NO PRISONS, NO EXECUTIONS, NO CONFISCATING OF POSSESSIONS AND PROPERTIES AGAIN! --Islamic Concord Movement

THE MASSES ARE ASKING DR. AID ALLAWI TO CONSOLIDATE THE LAW IN A CIVILIZED SOCIETY! --The Wassit Concord Movement

MONARCHY IS THE SUPPORT OF THE RELIGIOUS AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTIES! --Constitutional Monarchy Party

MR. MOHAMMED BAKR AL-SADR [Muqtada al-Sadr's father, assassinated in 1999] SAID THAT THE MASSES ARE STRONGER THAN TYRANTS! --Al- Daawa Islamic Party

THE AHD AL UMMA PARTY IS YOUR PARTY: OUR AIMS ARE LOVE, PEACE, COOPERATION, AND JUSTICE

THE FREE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ABOUT THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY

A FEDERAL DEMOCRATIC REGIME IS THE SOLUTION FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS IN IRAQ --The Democratic Party of Kurdistan

WE DEMAND THE CANCELING OF THE PUNISHMENT OF EXECUTION, AS WELL AS THE RIGHT TO STRIKE! --The Iraqi Communist Workers Party

LONG LIVE THE TURKMEN, THE ARABS, AND THE KURDS! --The Free Party

WE WILL RETURN SOON! --The Baath Party
And underneath is written:
AND WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU WITH SLIPPERS, YOU DREGS! --The Al Daawa Islamic Party

ELECTIONS WILL BENEFIT ALL THE PEOPLE AND THE COUNTRY

KIRKUK IS FOR THE KURDS
This has been crossed out and written instead:
KIRKUK FOR THE TURKMEN
And this has been crossed out and written instead:
KIRKUK IS FOR THE IRAQIS, YOU TRAITORS!

THOSE OF US WITH RELIGIOUS CREDENTIALS ARE DEMANDING ELECTIONS TO ELECT THE MEMBERS OF THE TRANSITIONAL GOVERNING COUNCIL

BREMER! IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IT'S A DISASTER, AND IF YOU KNOW, THE DISASTER IS GREATER

-posted by Bad Commie @ 7:07 AM (0) comments

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Osama bin Texan has been fornicating with fantasy books in the last month. Unfortunately, they have confused and infuriated him because they invoke certain cognitive dissonances.

ObT was educated by North Eastern liberal elitists, so whenever Bad Commie points out a really commie stabbing good fantasy book, ObT just starts frothing at the mouth and mumbling how Tolkien is the only commie approved author and how everyone must bow down to the elitist Tolkien. Of-course, it is obvious to all good commie stabbers, that his pathetic attempts to talk about Tolkien are just a propaganda motivated attempt to change the subject
His typical Tolkien Defense is like the Chewbacca Defense - it is directly tied in to his absorbing by osmosis the elitism of the NE commies. When he absorbed the elitism, it made him think that only old elite things were good. This is why he is conditioned to insult modern fantasy, which is 10 times better than commie fantasy like Tolkien. The commies brainwashed him so good that he "knows" that only commies are allowed to be the source of "real" fantasy. A poor smelly peasant like ObT can not possibly be allowed to have a fantasy, or to "imagine stuff" outside the limits that his commie masters set.

So in order to clarify things for ObT, I have compiled some helpful stabformation about which fantasy characters are commies and which ones are not:

Orcs:

Orcs are random green/black/red angry lumps. Being angry, the implication is that they are stupid. Just from than one piece of cognitive dissonance alone, it is obvious that orcs are pure capitalists. Let's face it - when you hear people loudly being called angry, ugly and stupid its a sure sign that there are loud mouthed unstabbed commies around - THEY ARE THE ONES TALKING. I suspect that orcs must all be really great capitalists like Bill Gates to justify the amount of ugliness and stupidity that's ascribed to them.

Dwarves:

Dwarves are fat stout midgets. This makes them either successful Mexicans or Napoleons. If they are Napoleons, then they are French, so there is not doubt about whether or not they are commies. However, I have also heard disturbing rumors that dwarves like mining and working hard and money. Therefore dwarves are probably not French. So I guess they are successful Mexicans. So Dwarves are Mexican Bill Gates, which makes them definitely not commie.

Elves:

Elves are tree loving hippies with Spock like ears and attitudes. As tree loving hippies, they turn into commies when they are gathered together into lynch mobs. However, elves are also alone in the forest all the time, so they have no chance to practice communism. All in all, these hippie scum should be watched with extreme suspicion. If you see two of them together, immediately shoot one as a lesson to the other one. However, there is a remote chance that some elves are non commies. I recommend finding the ones that get angry and frothing mad. Those are good candidates for stab delaying. A good way to find out which ones get angry is to torture them.

Death Knights:

Death Knights are mighty warriors and kings who have been forced to serve so called "evil" past the end of their life because of some great tragedy. They are often more powerful in death than they were in life. So, they are basically like really really cool. Since death knights are so prolific at stabbing, any accidental kindness to a hippy can be excused on their part.

Kender:

Kender are happy midgets who compulsively steal all the time. As, I've told people on numerous occasions, I'm pro small crime (because small crime is the essence of capitalism) and this is exactly the kind of crime kenders commit! Kenders never commit large crimes! I can safely say that kenders are very Bad Commies!

Dragons:

Dragons are big scary flying lizards with halitosis. I guess that fact that they have halitosis makes them a little bit like Russians. Hmmm. Also dragons are always loners so they can't be commies, only criminals at most. And they are usually LARGE criminals. Hmmm. I don't know. I guess its kind of immaterial, since if you're next to a dragon you're usually doing a good impersonation of a bonfire.

Wizards:

Wizards is really really great! Especially when they are turning people into sheep or making false gold or blowing stuff up with fireballs, or making potions or consorting with demons or becoming gods! Pure capitalists!

Trolls:

Living under bridges, bothering passerbys, collecting fake taxes, regenerating from damage. Yes indeed, someone is being a Bad Commie!

-posted by Bad Commie @ 7:02 PM (0) comments

Monday, March 15, 2004

Osama bin Texan has been committing thought crime again, imagining the French capturing Osama. The NYT has been culpable in this conspiracy to commit thought crime by writing:

Bin Laden Nearly Caught in Afghanistan, French General Says.

First of all, this is a complete disgusting outrage, everyone knows there is no such thing as a French general. And even if there were, it would be a frog and frogs just plain can't be generals. They just aren't human. This is almost as stupid as saying there are Russian generals. In, Russia there is only one general: General Winter. It was General Winter that kicked the Nazi commies' asses. The Russians were just sitting it out and drinking vodka trying to keep warm.

Speaking of Russians here is some more about Russian elections:

"To rule this country you need a huge amount of power, you need to use a strong hand. Stalin wielded this power by killing millions but Putin does it in a democratic way," said Natalya, a pensioner.

[I assume she means Putin is going to kill millions of Russians in a democratic way. It's a safe assumption, if you're a Russian.]

But the former KGB agent with steely blue eyes is genuinely popular among Russians, half of whom think that the country "always needs a strong hand," while only one-fifth oppose authoritarian power, according to a recent poll by Romir Monitoring.
...
"A lot of Russians want a repressive and authoritarian state," said Mark Urnov, an analyst. "They think that people must be afraid of the state in order to respect it."
...
Some 340 observers from the Organization of Security and Cooperation in Europe, who called December's legislative elections "free but not fair", monitored Sunday's vote.

Not fair??? God these western commies are idiots. Russia has been a democracy for a long time now. It was a democracy under Stalin and it's a democracy now. This is just what happens when you let commies engage in a PERFECTLY FAIR vote. COMMIEMOCRACY. Just like in the US. Who is stupid enough to believe that commies aren't going to vote for other commies? God, and do you know what the worst thing is? Putin is a much better more capitalist Tsar then Kerry or W, that's what. Dumbasses.

To punish the whining crybaby idiots, we Soviet Texans are going to outsource the NYT to India, starting with that pompous ass Thomas Friedman:

That is what I told Mr. Friedman as they took him away. "Mr. Friedman, thanks to the fact that I have your job, I won't become a suicide bomber. And that alone is worth it, is it not?"

To which he replied, "Give me back my fucking job! We'll bomb you if we have to, I just want my fucking job back!"

I just hope, for America's sake, that in the weeks since I replaced Thomas Friedman he has had time to reflect and that he's gotten with the program. History is like a game of cricket. There is only one winner. And you better root for that winner. Most Americans are going with the winning team, that team being history. The Democrats so far haven't picked up on that. Will they, though, before it's too late?

This is making me commie stabbing mad:

It is fair to say that most Leftists [Bad Commie: I assume the term refers to anyone standing on my left] are either insane or opportunistic. What sane or ethical person would embrace the socialist philosophy of Stalin and Hitler and Pol Pot? Yet that is precisely what the Left is - the belief by some that humankind can be perfected through dictatorship, slavery, and the genocide of undesirable peoples or ideas or values. If we can just exterminate the Jews, the Kulaks, or capitalist greed, Leftist utopians have promised, then heaven will appear on Earth.

But the fruits of 100 years of socialist experiments have been more than 100 million murdered human beings killed by Communism and perhaps another 40 million killed by Adolf Hitler's National Socialism, the slightly smarter but equally evil near-twin of Marxism.

Added to this death toll have been more than two billion slaves. Communism stole from these people their right to liberty, their pursuit of happiness, and their right to the fruits of their own labor. These people were conscripts, slaves whose lives were spent in coercion, forced to build somebody else's pyramid, somebody else's absurd utopian dream - in exactly the same way that slaves 150 years ago had their lives and labor stolen to build someone else's plantation house and Scarlett O'Hara dresses.

These experiments have, without exception, refuted the utopian claims Karl Marx made for "scientific socialism." The idea does not work. It is too far from human nature to work. It produces only dictatorship, suffering and death. Socialism kills. Socialism is theft. It is a pretty, poisoned flower that has always produced poisoned fruit.

But the toxin in this fruit intoxicates many. It does feed one dark aspect of the human soul - the covetousness, envy and impulse to steal from others that are marked out as evils by the 10 Commandments.

Marx called religion the opiate of the masses. He was wrong.

Today Marxism is the opiate of the masses. It is the drug of choice for millions who think as if they are part of a herd or lynch mob instead of as free, rational individuals.

Dumbass. What does he have against lynch mobs? Lynch mobs are free, rational and individualistic.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 8:29 PM (0) comments

Saturday, March 13, 2004

Looks like we're back to searching for "high value" ragheads In Afghanistan. Hmmm, "ragheads" may not be accurate. Nightshirts? Bath-robists? Native American Talibani Indians?
Now - this "high value" - would it be because of extra rags? Extra false bravado? Extra stinky?

I know we aren't searching for the people that caused 9/11 - the pilots of the planes - they all died.
I know we aren't searching for the money men. The people that provided money used for 9/11 to the pilots were the French and the UN.
I know we aren't searching for root causes. That was the idiot democrats driving their SUVs and demanding IRAQI love juice and giving their money to ragheads all over the middle east to keep themselves doped up on love juice, instead of using good Texan love juice or Penguin love juice from the Arctic Wildlife Refuge.

Hmmm, Interesting. Oh Well, I like killing Indians in bath robes as much as the next man. I must point out that in the Texan Wild West they let everyone shoot the Indians. Didn't have to be part of the government to do it. That's what happens when you let a democrat like W be president. No killing.

Fuck France has some rhetorical questions:

When Islamics :

Kill civilians with planted explosives for their shitty asshole god.
Beat up Jewish people.
Slit children's throats in Algeria.
Strap explosives to themselves and murder innocent men, women, and children once again for their shitty asshole god.
Beat their women.
Rape their women.
Beat children.
Rape children.

Then it must be :

American's fault ?
George Bush's fault ?

And some observations on the french:

Simplefrench, this is what I mean when I call your nation Socialist:

When I say "rights", I think 'protection', you think 'free-handout'.
When I say "taxes", I think 'theft', you think 'investment'.
When I say "public", I think 'government', you think 'society'.
When I say "private", I think 'free', you think 'greedy'.
When I say "corporate", I think 'productive', you think 'evil'.
When I say "state", I think 'land', you think 'people'.
When I say "government", I think 'force', you think 'salvation'.
When I say "capitalism", I think 'freedom', you think 'corrupt'.
When I say "socialism", I think 'slavery', you think 'unity'.

Those are the differences between our two tribes.

I believe in the individual, you believe in society. But society doesn't have a will without suppressing the will of the individual. Therefore I see it as slavery. The individual has a will of its own, and must be free.

You think it is society's role to provide for the individual.
I think it is the individual's role to provide for itself. You don't want to work, I do want to work.

Now here's the main difference between our nations.. ready?

In my country, you would be a poor welfare leeching off the government, but only considered a lazy bum.

In your country, I would be a productive hard-working individualist in the private sector, but I would be considered greedy and evil.

I wonder why conservative troll-zines say the republicans are French?:

When it comes to political ineptitude, this year's prize goes to the Republican party of Virginia. For 130 years, all the way back to Reconstruction, the GOP tried to seize control of the legislature from the old Boll Weevil Democrats. In 1999, the Republicans finally captured majorities in both the state house and senate, and the party leaders have now rewarded voters for their good sense by proposing the biggest tax increase in the state's history. The $3 billion GOP-sponsored tax hike has ignited a civil war within the party and has stunned political observers not just inside the Old Dominion, but around the country.

Virginia's debacle comes on the heels of a financially chaotic year for many other states - in which eight of the ten largest tax hikes nationwide were signed into law by Republican governors, including Bob Taft of Ohio, Kenny Guinn of Nevada, and Dirk Kempthorne of Idaho.
...

Hmmm... I think its time to ask ourselves: Who Wouldst JESUS Kill?

-posted by Bad Commie @ 7:50 AM (0) comments

Thursday, March 11, 2004

COMMIES IS EVERYWHERE. God damn commies gay marrying our commie horses and making cats gay marry Hitler. Even commie robots are waving around metallic broomsticks and looking suspiciously at our buttocks. It's not paranoia if the commies really is out to get us. Commies probably killed Christ too. Fucking commies. Always killing people and stealing their stuff.

Here is ultimate proof that all political parties is commies:

Nor does having a Republican Congress help the market. A Democratic Senate showed returns of 10.5 percent (versus 9.4 percent for a GOP upper chamber), and a Democratic House returned 10.9 percent versus 8.1 percent for the Republicans.

When both houses of Congress opposed the president, the return was a stellar 12.9 percent. Libertarians may celebrate this as proof that the market likes gridlock and government inaction. But the market likes steamrollers nearly as much: The S&P performs almost as well - returning 11.8 percent when the presidency and both houses are held by the same party. The only situation Mr. Market dislikes is what we have now: one house for each party. Those years have a -0.9 percent return.

Republicans are no doubt muttering that that's just the stock market, not the whole economy. But real GDP growth follows the same pattern. Since 1930 (the first year decent data is available), GDP growth was 5.4 percent for Democratic presidents and 1.6 percent for Republicans.

There may be all sorts of explanations for the bias of the economy and the markets toward Democrats. The worst years of the Great Depression occurred under Republican Herbert Hoover, and Democrats got credit for the entire recovery. Democrats had some awfully good streaks of peace and prosperity in the '30s, late '40s, and '90s.

Crap, I think I just terrorized myself. Anyway, I don't know what that really says. Some commies says they do, but I know a commie when I see one. BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY TRYING TO KILL ME AND STEAL MY MONEY. AND THEN I STAB IT.

Commies is even infesting the moon:

Whitey on the Moon

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
Her face and arms began to swell and Whitey's on the moon.
I can't pay no doctor bills but Whitey's on the moon.
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still while Whitey's on the moon.

The man just upped my rent last night cuz Whitey's on the moon.
No hot water, no toilets, no lights but Whitey's on the moon.
I wonder why he's uppin me. Cuz Whitey's on the moon?
I was already givin' him fifty a week but now Whitey's on the moon.

Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
The junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
And as if all that shit wasn't enough:

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
Her face and arms began to swell but Whitey's on the moon.
Was all that money I made last year for Whitey on the moon?
How come there ain't no money here? Hmm! Whitey's on the moon.

Ya know, I just about had my fill of Whitey on the moon.
I think I'll send these doctor bills
airmail special....
to Whitey on the moon.

Copyright Gil-Scott Heron, 1972

Distraught Mrs. Thibodeaux

Distraught Senior Citizen Mrs. Thibodeaux phoned her doctor, Dr. Simineaux, and asked, "Is it true" she wanted to know, "That the medicine you prescribed has to be taken the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," Dr Simoneaux told her.

There was a moment of silence before she replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition? This prescription is marked "NO REFILLS".

It's very serious, Mrs. YOU GOT COMMIE DISEASE.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 8:30 PM (0) comments

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

-posted by Bad Commie @ 7:55 PM (0) comments

Sunday, March 07, 2004

Fark has very funny things to say about the lynching of the republi-commie Martha Stewart by the democra-commies:

Whitefire_Zero:
GIVE HER THE CHAIR!!!!

/the cute one with the pink floral patterns

MarquisdeSad:
How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?
Boink her in the butt then wipe your wang on the curtains.

StrikitRich:
Guess she's gonna show her fellow inmates how to properly toss a salad.

caliban_02:
God damn it. This is completely and totally unjustified. Martha Stewart is annoying show-host, not a criminal.

"Oh, wow, you made a successful cancer treatment drug, but we didn't approve it, and you tried to cut your losses? Go to jail! By the way, we approved your drug!"

"Oh look, you created a huge successful company, employing thousands of people and creating an example for successful female entrepreneurs, but you lied to save 40k? Go to jail!"

This is disgusting. Can anyone identify one single person who was harmed by the "crimes" of Sam Waksal, Peter Bacanovic or Martha Stewart?

maffick:
Ken Lay's Collateral

This fall, as Enron was going down, Chairman Ken Lay was desperately trying to raise cash.

In a meeting with top bankers, Lay presented a list of all the collateral the company had for a new loan. There were pipelines, contracts, receivables, a half-built plant in India -- quite a list.

But the bankers told him it wasn't enough: "Isn't there ANYTHING else you own that is fully paid for, that you can put up?"

And no one has seen Dick Cheney since.

NutznGum:
Scapegoat. This was over a few hundred grand. What about the billions that were pissed away by Enron? Why isn't Ken Lay hanging from the highest tree?

yellow fever:
[pic of ken lay]
hahahaha, I stole 10 billion dollars and i'm free, god bless america!!

NationwideClyde:
I still think the entire thing is ridiculous. Laws against "insider information" are a joke. Information is information. Deal with it.

caliban_02:
thetejon
Doesn't matter who it hurts. She broke the law, and deserves to be punished.

So you believe in having laws that prohibit things that don't hurt anyone? I see.

ATostig
Yep. Everybody who trades the stock market without inside knowledge.

I see. So, for example, I trade on the stock market. How was I harmed? I didn't see my portfolio decline, except in the areas where the outlook of companies is dropping because of the expectation of excessive corporate governance laws.

Tigger
It's a crime because if you let it happen the free-market structure falls apart - so ultimately I can identify someone. You.

I've always found it ironic that people think we need economically intrusive laws to "protect" the Free Market. Do you know what "free market" means?

And secondly, why aren't you people reading the article? She wasn't convinced of insider trading. She was convicted of lying about a charge of insider trading that WAS THROWN OUT.

RTFA. She was charged with making false statements, conspiracy to obstruct justice, and obstructing justice. But since she wasn't on trial for insider trading and the fraud charge had been thrown out, can she really be obstructing justice, when she was innocent? Don't you see the problem here? I'm not asking you if it's legal or illegal, that's not the point. I'm asking if you if it SHOULD be illegal.

ProgrammerCat:
Lying to the government? That's not a crime; that's an act of self-defense on the part of a rational individual!

RockIsDead:
Lying to the government? That's not a crime; that's an act of self-defense on the part of a rational individual!

No, that would be 'keeping quiet'. Lying is different.

Mackerel-97:
Lying to the government? That's not a crime; that's an act of self-defense on the part of a rational individual!

She got nailed for pretty much the same thing they let ol' crazy Bill get away with a few years back.

Tigger:
I've always found it ironic that people think we need economically intrusive laws to "protect" the Free Market. Do you know what "free market" means?

Yes I do. Free market requires many laws to protect it. Laissez faire doesn't mean less laws. It actually means in some cases more. For example we are currently short on laws that define property rights in the case of negative production externalities such as air and water pollution. These laws are needed to create a free market.

carrion_luggage:
The Great Kharmic Hammer done squashed her flat.

Webgrunt:
Mackerel-97

She got nailed for pretty much the same thing they let ol' crazy Bill get away with a few years back.

Bill didn't lie! He simply enhanced the truth.

No, it was simply a misunderstanding. They asked him if he had sex with Monica. By Bill's definition of sex, he had sex only with Monica's dress.

itsdan :
Lying to the government is a crime...

Lying to the people is a presidency...

arentol:
Does anybody else find it funny that the same people who rail against the unfairness of lowering taxes for the rich often defend people like Martha Stewart when they do things like this?

It's like if someone is rich, NOT famous, and not a criminal then they are evil money-grubbing bastards who don't deserve to live... But if they are rich, famous, AND a criminal, then they are wonderful people who made a minor mistake and should be forgiven. WTF?

caliban_02:
CapnWacky
why are there laws against fraud in general instead of just contractual clauses?

Fraud laws are the enforcement of contractual clauses. What's your point? I don't think there should be laws against inaccurate advertising either, except that if your contract to purchase said product makes claims about its effectiveness.

WillyPete
And by the way caliban, the very existence of the SEC and these Federal laws owes to the fact that the privately held exchanges couldn't or wouldn't police the very people who pay them to be listed.

Ah, so you think the government took over regulatory control of the Stock Exchange to ensure fairness for all? Wow. Do you also believe that we imprisoned thousands of Japanese in camps to protect us from their spying? Do you think the government should take over control of any community or exchange that doesn't operate in the best interests of society?

JohnBigBootay
I was harmed. I own stock and participate daily in the stock market. Bullschiat like she and her brokers pulled undermine the faith that 'regular people' like me have in the stock market. If regular people don't participate, we don't have a stock market. So, the answer to your question is, Yes I can, ME.

So you're saying Martha's action destroyed your faith in the stock market? You don't note any inconsistencies in that statement? Why should you have faith in the stock market? Should we prosecute anyone else who destroys your faith in an institution? I'm sorry, I can see how a private exchange should have rules as to conduct, but I don't see how the government should be involved. If someone cheats at baseball, they should be fined and booted from the game, and whatever earnings they got taken. Why should they go to jail?

caliban_02:
Beefaroni
Not just that...when the privately held exchanges couldn't police their own members, it set off a worldwide Depression.

You believe that? You believe that evil free market forces focusing on greed and self-interest destroyed the economy, and the benevolent government under the Hero FDR rode in, enacted all this legislation that granted the government unprecedented power to control the economy and people, that may have violated the constitution, but saved the economic day? Wow.

You don't think the government's poor fiscal policies or protectionist tariffs had just a little bit to do with it?
You didn't notice that the economy didn't pick up appreciably until the war started? You don't think the enactment of the income tax only a few years earlier had anything to do with it? Read a real history book on the subject. You can tell which ones are real, because they don't treat John Maynard Keynes like Jesus.

Man, it's almost like the government wrote the history books where you learned all this..... wait....

It's amazing how people say "look at this crap the government's trying to sell us" without examining all the crap you've bought in the past.

Doll_Parts:
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her!
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!

Breaking Update: Fox news just said that stopping attacking CEOs would make socks (also stocks) go up.
Bad Commie: Burn the witches! Burn them! Burn Burn Burn Burn!

P.S. Bad Commie is pro-crime AND pro lynching, so don't be giving me crap. However, I don't approve of spending 10 million dollars to fix a 5,000 dollar crime. That's called government stealing, AND THAT DESERVES A LYNCHING.

More on communist lynchings by the old guy:

Well, the Martha Stewart verdict is in, and the conclusion I draw from it is that if you talk to government investigators and cooperate in any way, you are an idiot.

It used to be that perjury consisted of lying under oath. You might have a social obligation to be truthful, but legally if you didn't swear to it, you could say just about anything you wanted, including to the government. It used to be that you signed documents warranting that what you said was true "under penalty of perjury." Now, apparently, it doesn't matter if you're sworn, if you are talking to an Imperial Storm Trooper -- excuse me, government agent -- you can be prosecuted for not telling the truth, even if what you are doing is trying to prevent embarrassment.

For heaven's sake if you have some stock and your broker tells you that the owner of the company is selling in a panic, what would you do? Hang on to it? And if the owner is an old friend, you might well concoct some other reason for selling. It wasn't illegal to sell it anyway. But, clearly, the thing to do if the government asks you for cooperation now, is to have a total lapse of memory, and always assert your Fifth Amendment rights to boot. To heck with cooperation! You don't remember and if you did remember you might incriminate yourself. Go to blazes.

When I was a lad, it wasn't that way, and people thought they had a civic duty to help the government. After all, it was our government, not "the" government, and government people were us, not them. That's a myth increasingly hard to sustain, and I am not at all sure we are better for the change.

What's that you wanted to know? Sorry don't remember, and if I did remember it might incriminate me to talk about it. Please go now

Aggie joke:

Mr. and Mrs. Boudreaux were eating their first meal with their son, T. Boy, on his return from college on vacation.

"Tell us T. Boy", asked Mr. Boudreaux, "What have you learned at college?"

"Oh a lot of things" said T. Boy, as he recited his courses. "Then", he concluded, "I also studied logic".

"Logic", said Mr. Boudreaux, "What is that?"

"It's an art of reasoning ", said T. Boy.

"The art of reasoning?" said Mr. Boudreaux, "What is that?"

"Well ", replied T. Boy, "Let me give you a demonstration. How many chickens are on the dish Father?"

"Two", said Mr. Boudreaux.

"Well I can prove there are three", said T. Boy. Then he sticks his fork in one and said, "That is one, isn't it?" said T. Boy

"Yes" said Mr. Boudreaux.

"And this is two", said T. Boy, sticking his fork in the second.

"Yes", replies Mr. Boudreaux.

"Well don't one and two makes three?" replied T. Boy trimphantly.

"Well, I declair, said Mr. Boudreaux. "You have learned things a Texas A&M."

"Well mother", continues Mr. Boudreaux to his wife,"I'll give you one of the chicken to eat and I'll take the other, and T. Boy can have the third one. How is that T. Boy?'

-posted by Bad Commie @ 9:55 AM (0) comments

Friday, March 05, 2004

RELIGIOUS DEMOCRA-COMMIE ORWELL-OCRATS LYNCH REPUBLICAN ARISTOCRAT MARTHA STEWART!

The Rich Arrogant Bitch just had to go!

After all, if the Dot Commie (Clinton) Bubble is admitted to exist, then the only logical conclusions is that things have IMPROVED after the bubble burst. So the bubble does not exist and the democra-commies must pretend America is failing in order to get their commie elected to the post of chief commie. And if america is failing, scapegoats must be found.... Good luck with that, democra-commies!
I don't like to get between a commie and his place on top of the pile of corpses.
In fact, one could almost say.... that I like to help them along....to the pile....

Here is what the old guy says about Martha:

The Martha Stewart case drags on. Jury still out. I learned this from it: don't ever talk to government investigators about anything. Insist on full 5th Amendment rights. They seem to have charged her with lying when she said she did not do something they then did not charge her with doing. Cooperating with those people is clearly dangerous, and a silly thing to do. She wasn't even under oath. They have redefines perjury: it's maiastas with a different name. Contempt of government. But we were born free.

Uh Oh. Contempt of Government? Ooops.

In other news, Asscraft finally managed to poison Ashcroft and is desperately trying not to get arrested. Good Luck with that, Mr. Commie General! Almost as funny as our dear leader, Kim Jong Il, shocking some socialists:

Pyongyang shocked the Netherlands recently when a Dutch television crew toured the country and found that schools were using the "Diary of Anne Frank" to teach students that Bush is a modern-day Hitler and the United States, a Nazi dictatorship.

Report from Bad Commie Zoo:

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Congressmen, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a congressman, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

-posted by Bad Commie @ 7:53 PM (0) comments

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Readers, Lets face it. It's a disgrace that this blog had to be written. A disgrace because so many Americans (Texans) -- and so many others around the world (Commies)-- still cling to the notion that Stalin (Kerry) doesn't deserve the opprobrium that has been visited on Hitler (Bush). This needs correction, even though it's decades after the fact (only one fact).

Original here.

Well, to be fair, this blog would have been a disgrace even if God hadn't invented Commies, but that's a side issue.

Anyway, lots of lieberals seem to be wanting to vote for Mass Murdering Serial Killer Communist John Kerry for President. Well, BAD COMMIE CAN VOTE TOO.
That's right. You heard it right:
BAD COMMIE IS ALSO ALLOWED TO VOTE.

And since you fuckers insist on voting for commies, Bad Commie has got some surprises for you. Oh yeah, some real surprises.

First, the front runner and incumbent for president is so far ahead that there is no way he can lose. No matter how much you idiots bitch and moan there is no way the Soviet Cowboy can lose. It's just a fact. He's more moral, smarter, tougher and meaner than you fuckers, and you weasels are going down. That's right. You're going down like Monica Lewinsky.

How you idiots can think that someone who is already president of one country and has a 70% approval rating can lose is beyond me. Are you guys retarded? There is no way that Putin, the clear front runner, is going to lose for US president. I repeat, he's already president of one country and he has a 80% approval rating. 90% percent.
You idiots are toast. That's right. I'm writing in Putin for US President:

.

That's a pic of Putin in Texan Siberia. And this is what Russians think:

By the time the president roared into Krasnoyarsk late Thursday night, the signs remained in place along his motorcade route. But a campaign slogan that might possibly be misconstrued as attacking the president was as close to an electoral threat as Putin faced here in the Siberian heartland.
...
Over the course of less than 24 hours, the president met only with pre-screened audiences of local university students, regional governors and educational leaders and took no questions from the news media. He kissed no babies, gave no autographs -- his pen froze in the Siberian frost -- and asked for no one's vote.
...
The president, declared one such granny, had yet to earn her vote. "He hasn't really proved himself in any significant way over four years," said Galina Uluchenko. "People don't know who to vote for," added her neighbor, Zena Zelivanova. Whether Putin wins or not, she said, "we're not expecting anything good."

As you can see, Russians have negative expectations, are not asked for their vote, and do no waste their time criticizing the tsar. And he has a 95% approval rating. With facts like that, there is no way Putin is going to lose in the race for the US presidency.

And that's not all. Aside from electing Putin, I'm going to show you commies good. For every single other office, I'm writing in Stalin. He's going to be carrying out MY orders.

You think electing a commie for president is funny, don't you? We'll, I'll show you funny. I'm voting for Putin and Stalin on the Libertarian Ticket.

We'll see who has the last laugh.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 9:14 PM (0) comments

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

More hysterical Commie John Kerry stabbings by people terrified that we're going to get a commie for president (Forget FDR, Hmmmm? Forget Ronald Reagan - who lost the cold war, Hmmm?):

Dead Husband of Kerry's Wife stabs Kerry from the Grave.

One Law for Kerry, One for the rest of Us.

Another dead man stabs Kerry: Kerry had created great problems for him and the other top brass,by killing so many non-combatant civilians and going after other non-military targets

Kerry lying his ass off once again.

Kerry incompetent at his job

Ahh, fuck it, you guys don't care. You'd vote for fucking Stalin and lie with a straight face saying he was good for everyone.

All I gotta say is that Dallas better come through on JFK #2.

I'm should go be a farmer. This is the kind I want to be:

Roger Baker, dubbed Britain's "cruelest" farmer, has just gotten a two year sentence for attacking a vet and pushing her into "a mire of manure and cow urine." He then held her down in the nasty muck.

And finally, a warning for the foreign (non Texan) Scum:

Americans everywhere are Tired TIRED of warm and fuzzy polyanna Jesus,
and now worship ANGRY JESUS.

Foreign Scum Beware:

I see instead people who have grown tired of the happy-face Jesus who has helped Americans feel good about themselves at least since Victorians gave up mourning clothes for flower funerals—people willing to recover some of the hard truths of religion, to grapple with time and eternity, to stare sin and evil in the face, if only for a couple of hours.

P.S. I Got a Joke: What do you call a stupid Aggie? - Massachussetts Liberal.

-posted by Bad Commie @ 10:21 PM (0) comments