helping commies get to know knives
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Woo. We got Obama. That filthy terrorist Obama was flying the planes himself into the towers and then he parachuted out and raced back to Tora Bora. Woo.
Oh wait, what's that you say, he wasn't flying the planes? So he trained the pilots to fly right? Umm no, that was terrorist american schools.
Maybe he gave them some food? Umm no, that was the terrorist germans.
What DID he do then? Call Americans fucking idiots like every single palestinian-pakestani does every day? Yeah, I guess. Gonna go shoot me a palestinian now. I'll wear a SEAL skin rug, that makes it legal. Not sure what the big deal is, but you guys are all retarded. If you actually listen to Obama his plan was to BANKRUPT the US (Just like Obama the president's), like he did the Soviets, by causing the authoritarian elements within the country to create false need for spending money. So the score is Obama: $10 trillion spent, US zero. Obama wins. The terrorist won fucking utterly and completely. If we wanted to STOP the terrorist from winning we would have legally asassinated every single TSA member, congress memeber, and anyone voting either democrat or republican. In fact go and stab one of those right now, they are communist.
Me, I would have just put $50 bucks of steel on every cockpit and called it a day. But what do I know.
Speaking of sepnding money you don't have, Why should anyone pay taxes? We print more money every year than the actual money taken in by taxes. Taxes are a stupid fiction. Let's get rid of all taxes and let the federal government print as much as it wants. Remember, its already gonna print amounts equivalent to total tax collections. Actually collecting the taxes is NOT an essential part of the yearly national bankrupcy process.
Watched Inside Job today. Good movie. It was funny watching the powerful elites who were educated stupid squirm. But the real culprit is your grandmother who wants to give her money to some nice investment banker who will double it for you. Of course its safe, when you talk to old people everything is described as safe. I've got news for you grandpa, you bastard. There is no such thing as a free lunch. You want to make money? Don't give it to speculator cocaine and prostitute using wall street hyenas. Give it to a young man who sweats.
Remember to stab the person next to you in case they are communist, or later turn out to be such.
That is all, resume stabbing.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
He flew his plane for about an hour
Targeting the echelon irs tower
Right into the 5th floor, Yahoo!
He didn’t pop them, didn’t push them,
Not our Joe Stack
He wont be a software contractor no more.
Got up that morning calm and cool,
And flew his Cherokee piper
His pound of trusty flesh by his side
He made the IRS man take a nap,
Played them a melody on his piano
And shoved a Tuba up their Bass
Don’t you feel worried for the IRS,
They got your money coming
a plane proof bunker from your bones
is what the cards hold for you and me
We’re going to get our shoes a taken
Our asses swabbed and our dogs shot
Terrorist or patriot? We all know who he was
We see the debt a rising,
the numbers getting washed
Our representatives are representing
The best of the criminal in you and me
He was upset with his representation
In the thief and liar nation
He thought his contract with the IRS was illegal
While the IRS was letting out a giggle
As it pointed the big gun at you and me
But the gun is large,
and its aimed at you and me
So don’t you mispay your taxes
Or misunderestimate the rules
Because the gun is large
And its aimed at you and me
There aint no church exemption
You ain’t preaching to the choir
Our representatives are representing
Or braying and cackling as the case may be
Austin aint no bunch of posers
But dirty greedy hippy scum
Not gonna pay you California income
For working for the man
Joe Stack did sleep well that night
His conscience clear, his motives pure
He checked his numbers while he was in flight
And found them not the slightest bit obscure
Terrorist or patriot, it matters not to us
As we scream vile abuse at our fellow man
And shoot for the glory of the inbred brother land
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Recently I was thinking if I could afford a 700,000 unabomber shack in MA on my 100,000 republic of cambridge ruble salary. Thats a 7x multiple of my salary - which is steal-fordable according to proper communist theft accounting standards as seen here.
Guess what, fellow stabees! I just remembered my chinese slaves! Now, you may think that slavery is bad. That would be true, if I wasn't a democrat or if I didn't write all the laws or I didn't own all the judges and legislators. In any case, its obviously not an issue since I live in MA and can't be racist or slavist, even though I am a religious zealot puritan who hates religious zealots because they are religious. In any case, chinese slaves make my big eye american dream come true! Here's how:
First some history - this time, of course, I was much smarter than the last time I whipped slaves: Instead of getting the local vicious head darkies to round up the big and strong mendicant darkies and ship them off overseas to me where they can't cause no more trouble for the local African kings, I decided to let the new darkies (I call them sritty pees for obvious reasons - they have slits for eyes and are pee colored and confuse r's and l's - I mean l's and r's) stay right where they are and enslave themselves. And no more making the big and healthy sritty pees the slaves. We only want the spineless weakling detail oriented ones who love to submit to anyone that talks loud. Its really quite easy since they've been oppressing themselves for 2000 years and are not about to stop now, just like russians can't stop being russian. We just need to change where the output of the oppression goes - into the MLM scheme called the US economy. Anyway, I like to give my 20 personal chinese slaves a good whipping every time I log on to the intelnet with my cup of coffee. I take my whip and go to a sritty pee web site and whip my monitor so they work faster. Its really win win all around. I love to whip and they love a good whipping. And that's how I can afford my house.
Also, I am waiting for my slavery reparation check from the local republic of cambridge darkies since they were clearly descended from the average african evil-doer enslaver king while the white people were clearly not. But that's another subject. That check will be for my second house.
Anyway, my sritty pee 20 personal slaves are doing a good job sending me any goods I want for cheaper than the local economy can produce. This, along with the random patchouli oil showers of cash (not the filthy capitalist gasoline oil you find in Texas), allows me to afford my 700,000 ruble house. A normal person would not have showers of cash or 20 personal slaves like me but I'm special - I'm a communist democrat. Without the showers of cash and the low priced goods I'd have to pay some filthy redneck republi-communist worker all my money. But instead I just whip my sritty pee slave every day and stretch my sandals out from one wall to the other of my unabomber shack while waving my communist stick wildly from side to side.
Now I've been listening to the MLM gurus (they call themselves economists) who keep on wondering how a worker who makes 10,000 rubles a month can afford a house that costs more than that per month. The answer is simple sritty-nomics and theft-vings. Sritty-nomics allow me to spend my income on shack instead of filthy local republican workers. Theft-vings alow me to work for a startup, or rob a bank or rob some random relatives or do some other simple communist economic transaction and pay for shack.
And there you have it! Una-shack for una-commie!
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Bad Communist Scalito recently said:
Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority, said "whether that preliminary misstep had occurred or not, the police would have executed the warrant they had obtained, and would have discovered the gun and drugs inside the house." Suppressing evidence is too high of a penalty for errors in police searches, he said.
I dont see why they had to search for guns and drugs inside the house when they could have just searched the police cruiser, but oh well.
Justice Samuel Alito broke a 4-4 tie in siding with Detroit police, who called out their presence at a man's door then went inside three seconds to five seconds later.
The case had tested previous court rulings that police armed with warrants generally must knock and announce themselves or they run afoul of the Constitution's Fourth Amendment ban on unreasonable searches. The Supreme Court didn't say how long police officers must wait after knocking before they enter a home to execute a search warrant.
I don't know why communist democrat republithugs are upset that some thug coppers with guns get more rights. Has it ever occured to them that a gun and bullets is all the rights a cop thug needs? Whether they have more than that is completely irrelevant.
Anyway, I would have pointed out that if the cops are dumb enough to bring a case to court saying they have to yell "piggy home" after they break in to rob the joint, then let the cops yell that piggy is at home all they want. Why would a cop want a bunch of old supreme perverts to help them yell crap?
I assume a normal person would just shoot an idiot that broke into his house silently. If the coppers don't want to get plugged, maybe they will yell.
I guess the point is that the coppers are opressing an innocent cocaine user that won't have time to flush the stash before the copper yells like a stuck piggy. I think there's plenty of ways of flushing the evidence in this new situation. Obviously this opinion (in the US we call opinions laws, if old supereme perverts express them, for all you foreign communists) is designed to let the smart cocaine user just massacre all the piggys and then claim they yelled nothing. That seems logical to me anyway. After all, if you don't protect the cocaine, the illegal mexican alien speedy gonzales cartel mob will kill you anyway.
Or maybe this newfangled Lawpinion is supposed to shove a boot up the ass of the liberal. like this:
"It weakens, perhaps destroys, much of the practical value of the Constitution's knock-and-announce protection," Justice Stephen Breyer
I dont know what protection the constipation provides Breyer, but to me its a bunch of toilet paper. If he wants the gun totin piggys to be polite knock and robbbers, maybe he should try using a gun instead of a lawpinion.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
I saw the movie "V for Vendetta" yesterday.
According to this New Yorker article, its a British-German drive by media assassination of Thatcher:
Moore, in an introduction to the book, insisted that "the government has expressed a desire to eradicate homosexuality." He also said that "the tabloid press are circulating the idea of concentration camps for persons with AIDS." As far as one can tell, Moore and Lloyd's work was fuelled by the British left's disgust with Thatcher's policies, combined with imaginary menaces culled from antic British tabloids.
When it was rewritten, it was - no doubt - twisted to fit whatever hysterical anti-American lies the German and French medias are printing these days. Also it will play well in feeding the overactive lurid imaginations of the whiners who are still participating in American dictatorship by election and citizen representation by the George Money and Kerry Lies characters.
Now, I'm all for Christian extremists blowing things up. Too bad Guy Fawkes the Christian extremist was incompetent. If he had been more competent like the communists in charge of Britain or Hitler, we might have seen some form of government in Britain other than "representation by symbolic building" and the non retarded people who didnt want to crossdress wouldn't have gone to the US. Of-Course, the Muslim Osama wasn't Christian and the German Hitler had no need to use religion what a pistol shot to the head sufficed quite nicely. But lets not let facts get in the way of europeasants blowing themselves up using whatever whiny rationales they want. Any time a building in Europe gets blown up an angel gets its wings.
Now, the New Yorker review above is pretty good. Except when it gets to the end - it says:
The country "doesn't need a building," V says. "It needs an idea." Yes, but Vendetta doesn't have any ideas, except for a misbegotten belief in cleansing acts of violence.
I don't understand what the problem is with using bleach when killing commies. Personally I prefer dirtying acts of violence, but if someone wants to stab commies neatly and clean up the mess with fire, what's the big problem with that?
Anyway, the europeasants are quite right that some buildings need to get blowed up by superheroes, or since marvel trademarked that word, lets all use "underwear perverts". I don't understand why it is the psychotic gay people that need to blow shit up instead of god fearing Christians like the incompetent Guy Fawkes, but its ok with me. Just as long as more europeasants die in comical campaigns of educational violence.
Stab all commies BEFORE watching their movies.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Recently, the vice poodle of the US has been caught shooting gay retard loving lawyers who believe:
"While serving on the board of the Texas Department of Corrections in the 1980's and after observing the conditions in many state prisons, he once claimed, "Prisons are to crime what greenhouses are to plants."
Its no wonder that a communist republicoon like Cheney shot this liberal dead.
Clearly though, this negligent manslaughter with primary to murder could have been solved with gun control, just like the homeless welfare queen says. She explained that this was clearly negligent murder.
It was negligent because in the North East having a gun is negligence. And murder because he is going to die any day now, just like all murder victims die eventually after they have been murdered by a shooting. Some murder victims even die of old age after being murdered. Also it was negligent because you don't shoot lawyers with birdhsot. You shoot them with buckshot which is a much better form of abortion and birth control.
In any case, its clear that the vice president is not allowed to murder people, while the chief poodle is. At least without telling the press immediately about it, which seems to be the chief complaint in our media. In fact he should have even told them before he committed negligent murder, just to make sure no one was going to make a fuss.
Of course, the chief poodle is remote controlled by the vice poodle according to his enemies, so as best as I can understand it, vice poodle is allowed to commit remote control murder, while chief poodle can murder anyone he wants, like Clinton had Foster killed. I'm pretty sure this means W shot the lawyer.
All very confusing. However, if murder results in keeping the media employed, I'm against murder. Well, maybe not of the media first.
This is Bad Commie, Pee Stabbing his way to dry pants freedom.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Hypothetical question: Let's say a town of drooling morons, thieves and liars gets drunk and tossed by their media and as a result of all of that elects the worst sort of thieves to make their laws. The thieves, seizing power, immediately steal everything in sight. Like that Kelo New London thing or than Gran Havana San Diego thing.
Is the above situation twice as "good for the public" as that in Massachusetts or three times as good for the public as that in Texas? How many sheets of US Constitution toilet paper will a resident of Cuba waste drying his tears laughing at the US?
Is 80% taxes theft?
Is eminent domain theft?
Is mass murder theft?
These people who are chronically uanble to learn due to low IQ think that drunks and thieves will stop being drunk and stealing.
What's worse, a person who expects Nero to behave like a monk or an American who pretends to be free while licking the boot of the thief overlord that makes him pay 80% taxes?
COMMIES STAB YOU.
Saturday, March 26, 2005
By Crispin Sartwell
Once again we prepare to entrust our children to professional educators, kissing the upturned, trusting faces and waving goodbye with a certain relief and a certain anxiety. The anxiety is well-placed, for this year once again our children will be learning material that is completely baseless, that is grounded entirely on the new age, politically-correct consensus of well-meaning fools.
I refer, of course, to mathematics.
Mathematics is a sort of necromancy or pagan religion. It has no basis in fact or in theory. It is concerned entirely with entities of which it has no clear conception.
I was scrounging around in my dictionary the other day, looking up "sforzando," when I came across the following definition of "seven": "the cardinal number between 6 and 8." Now it is not hard to see that this will not help you understand the meaning of "seven" unless you already understand the meaning of "six" and "eight," which will themselves only be comprehensible in terms of three further numbers, including seven itself.
Being curious about this apparent emptiness of the simplest notions of mathematics, I posted a contest on my website, soliciting defensible definitions of "seven." What I got was a lecture in the philosophy of mathematics from Princeton professor and Slate columnist Jordan Ellenberg, and a facetious rant from a grad student named Jesse Gutierrez, which began "Dude. It's a number. What do you want?" Everyone else seemed suddenly to realize that they had no idea how to say what "seven" means.
Ellenberg's lecture was fascinating, and it detailed a number of approaches that one might take to solving the problem, each of them extremely difficult, obscure, and elaborate, and each of them absolutely incompatible with all the others. It was clear, first, that people have been working on the problem for about 2,500 years, and, second, that they haven't gotten any nearer to a solution than they were when Pythagoras asserted that things like rocks and stars were actually made of numbers, whatever that might mean.
Perhaps you are thinking that you know quite clearly what "seven" means, and you are even now in a rather irritated way counting out fingers or something. However, it is easy to see that "seven" does not actually refer to anything in the world. Add one raindrop to another to another to another to another to another to another and you get one raindrop. Do the same with rabbits and you get 4,601.
You could show me the representation of a triangle, but of course no one has ever seen a triangle as defined by "geometry," which is bounded by "lines" which have no width.
Of course, everyone thinks they know what seven is. But there was a time when everyone knew what a demon was, or that the world was composed of four elements.
Famously, the theologians of the middle ages debated how many angels could dance on the head of a pin. But they had no idea what the phrase "how many" meant, much less what sort of thing an angel was.
Unless and until mathematics can give a better account of itself, we must regard it as so much gobbledygook, and we must protect our children from such superstitious nonsense. Mathematics represents just the kind of loose, empty thinking that characterizes so many of the ephemeral fashions in education these days.
To expose kids to mathematics is the height of irresponsibility.
In the hallowed words of the great role model Whitney Houston, I believe that children are our future. You and I must join together with millions of other concerned parents in a movement to remove mathematics from all schools, public and private, secular and parochial. We owe it to the children.
Here's what I believe about John Kerry. On the Patriot Act, on No Child Left Behind, on war, on gay marriage, on whatever: in every case he voted and spoke with one goal: getting elected president. For Kerry and the Democratic leadership, getting elected was more important that a thousand American lives, more important than tens of thousands of Iraqi lives, more important than the Constitution. Now of course this is more or less just the reality of American politics. But, um, it is morally monstrous. I actually admire a straight-up enthusiastic murderer [i.e. Bad Commie] more than someone who with eyes fully open endorses murder in order to further a certain set of personal ambitions. I do not believe that our sad little species offers up any more despicable choice. Kill because you believe it's the right thing to do and you may be terribly, terribly wrong. Kill because killing polls well and you're not even worth frying.
STAB SEVEN COMMIES.
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Stabbing from the grave:
Date of Execution:
July 9, 1985
Henry Porter #551
I want to thank Father Walsh for his spiritual help. I want to thank Bob Ray (Sanders) and Steve Blow for their friendship. What I want people to know is that they call me a cold-blooded killer when I shot a man that shot me first. The only thing that convicted me was that I am a Mexican and that he was a police officer. People hollered for my life, and they are to have my life tonight. The people never hollered for the life of the policeman that killed a thirteen-year-old boy who was handcuffed in the back seat of a police car. The people never hollered for the life of a Houston police officer who beat up and drowned Jose Campo Torres and threw his body in the river. You call that equal justice. This is your equal justice. This is America’s equal justice. A Mexican’s life is worth nothing. When a policeman kills someone he gets a suspended sentence or probation. When a Mexican kills a police officer this is what you get. From there you call me a cold-blooded murderer. I didn’t tie anyone to a stretcher. I didn’t pump any poison into anybody’s veins from behind a locked door. You call this justice. I call this and your society a bunch of cold-blooded murderers. I don’t say this with any bitterness or anger. I just say this with truthfulness. I hope God forgives me for all my sins. I hope that God will be as merciful to society as he has been to me. I’m ready, Warden.
Well, he could have left out the mexican part - cops don't care what races they kill.
Bad Commie says:
Transport me to God immediately, I'm going to shoot that retarded homosexual as soon as I get there.
STAB ALL COMMIES, DEAD OR ALIVE
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Bad Commie Expose! Secrets of the jury trial exposed!
What is a jury trial?
That's when a bunch of KKK full members get together and lynch you.
For some reason, the television is busy telling me that a jury trial magically determines a person's guilt or innocence. Evidently, after a person that you know didn't kill anyone gets lynched, the government is allowed to kill you if you say and act as if that person was innocent. This is commonly accepted fact.
I don't know why we would believe the evidence of our own eyes instead of taking the words of 7 drunk people, selected especially for the qualities of being mentally retarded and easy to influence by the lawyers. That's somehow called justice when you worship drunks.
Anyway, after the corrupt prosecutor and lazy and incompetent investigators set you up for murder (to get their media masters of their backs), and then brainwash the jury, you are declared guilty - by the highest authority there is, the font of all wisdom, the holiest of holies - the chief judger - 7 drunk people. Then everyone must respect the 7 drunks and pretend like they are coughing up God's judgment about who is and who is not innocent. And when the drunks say something is true it becomes true.
In Bad Commie World, the jury is just a carefully selected lynch mob authorized by the state to kill.
When the lynch mob votes to lynch someone, the government goes and kills the victim. The government really really likes killing. It is awesomely good at doing it and rationalizing it.
Now, I don't object to 7 drunks getting together and killing assholes, but I want to be free to get my own 7 drunks, if 7 drunks go after me. I also want the drunks to do any killing, not some commie army with a gun. For the process to be fair, I believe every accused criminal (we are all guilty criminals) should be able to create a counter jury that is fully authorized by the government to kill anyone trying to oppress the criminal, including any government "agent". After all, what if the original 7 drunks are wrong and are killing an innocent man? Shouldn't they immediately go on automatic trial any time they make a life and death decision? I think so. After all, statistics and DNA evidence show that it is the jury and the commie government that is the REAL MURDERER 50% of the time in death penalty cases.
Everyone involved in the process I propose can follow the rule of law, instead of the anarchy that is followed in our current system. In the process I propose you actually have a just outcome because everyone has a chance to get killed for being a murderer and no one is artificially protected by the state's commie army.
I guess the criminal could get off, if his mob wins. Well, you know, shit happens. If the criminal can get 7 people to believe in him, maybe his victim DESERVED to DIE.
Everyone in any way involved with murder should be threatened with death, no matter if its the accused or the accusers or the jury or the government agents who want to kill the accused. All should have the negative reinforcement of being killed if they get out of line by causing murder or life imprisonment(same as murder) to be committed. Kind of like that justice league episode where your lawyer gets killed if he looses your case.
STAB ALL COMMIES.
Monday, February 07, 2005
This short paper is pretty good:
How the Government Breaks the Law, by Andrew P. Napolitano
The book has some awesome stories also.
I actually think the government breaking the law is the solution, not the problem. Government enforcers should break more laws.
When the government enforces communist 80% top rates on the people that have the money for ALL OF THIS CENTURY, you don't have to think too hard about the moral nature of the government. The government, in the memory of everyone alive, has always been a scum sucking freedom hating degenerate criminal.
So a republican marveling that every single law (including the laws against murder) has an exemption for anyone on government business is merely a direct reflection of the republican's complete incompetence at voting. And math. And morality.
I'm not against large or small scale crime. It helps identify those in need of a vicious stabbing.
Kind of reminds me of what H. L. Mencken said:
The larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first-rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even the mob with him by force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second and third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre - the man who can most easily adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum.
The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
and my favorite:
"I don't have any problem with Mao or Stalin or the Vietnamese leaders or certainly Fidel locking up people they see as dangerous. Because so often, dissidence has been used by the greater powers to undermine a people's revolution." -- Lynne Stewart
STAB ALL COMMIES.
Friday, February 04, 2005
Paul Krugman, the retarded communist strikes again! The power of other people's money is limitless!
Check out this communist drivel:
Confusions about Social Security Paul Krugman, Princeton "University"
"Confusions" is his way of saying that too many people are not falling for his homebrewed propaganda and are "ignorant". Note how he is trying really really hard not to call them retards in the title like they obviously desrved to be called.
The bigger problem for those who want to see a crisis in Social Security's future is this: if Social Security is just part of the federal budget, with no budget or trust fund of its own, then, well, it's just part of the federal budget: there can't be a Social Security crisis. All you can have is a general budget crisis. Rising Social Security benefit payments might be one reason for that crisis, but it's hard to make the case that it will be central.
Lets, see so if A+B=C and A gets bigger and causes C to get bigger, A is not the problem? Only if you're a crack smoking communist liberal tenured retard.
The Social Security system won't be in trouble: it will, in fact, still have a growing trust fund, because of the interest that the trust earns on its accumulated surplus. The only way Social Security gets in trouble is if Congress votes not to honor U.S. government bonds held by Social Security. That's not going to happen. So legally, mechanically, 2018 has no meaning.
Huh? "Interest" ? What is this baby muching skin lampshade diarrhetic weasel butt sniffer smoking? Exactly how does a government earn interest? A government can only LOSE money - 100% of all the money it collects - it can't EARN a SINGLE DOLLAR.
What we really have is a looming crisis in the General Fund. Social Security, with its own dedicated tax, has been run responsibly; the rest of the government has not. So why are we talking about a Social Security crisis?
Ummmm? Social security is a responsibly run theft scam? It is responsible to take my money and give me nothing in return? At least ragheads get bombed when W takes my money. What is Krugman's personal vodka stash getting me? Nothing, that's what. Because he is a retarded communist thief.
I'm not a Pollyanna; I think that we may well be facing a fiscal crisis. But it's deeply misleading, and in fact an evasion of the real issues, to call it a Social Security crisis.
Yes, Yes, English is so misleading. A is not A. Lets just call it a communist crisis.
Now it's true that in the past stocks have yielded a very good return, around 7 percent in real terms - more than enough to compensate for additional risk. But a weird thing has happened in the debate: proposals by erstwhile serious economists such as Martin Feldstein appear to be based on the assertion that it's a sort of economic law that stocks will always yield a much higher rate of return than
bonds. They seem to treat that 7 percent rate of return as if it were a natural constant, like the speed of light.
I see, Commie-conomist is a creationist - he certainly doesn't believe in science! What does this retarded weasel think is going to happen that has not happened in the last 100 years? Magical fairy thieves are going to spinkle pixie dust on the market? I assume he thinks the return rate will get bigger because humanity now has enough resources to feed and clothe and house everyone? Oh wait, I forgot. He's a communist who doesn't understand win-win and would never assume something like that.
What ordinary economics tells us is just the opposite: if there is a natural law here, it's that easy returns get competed away, and there's no such thing as a free lunch.
But there IS a free dictionary. And if you use it, you would not have to put unrelated words together to make nonsense.
Then there are management fees. In Britain, they're about 1.1 percent. So now we're down to 2.7 percent on personal accounts - barely above the implicit
return on Social Security right now, but with lots of added risk. Except for Wall
Street firms collecting fees, this is a formula to make everyone worse off.
So, British Commie Poodle-Puppies steal at 1.1% Who cares? When ameriCANS see communist thieves, they stab them. He assumes the people in charge are retarded thieves and then he says the plan will fail because they behave like retarded thieves. Wow, circular logic is so insightful.
ObT says: "Not only are the people in charge retarded theives, so are ALL THE SOCIAL SECURITY PARTICIPANTS".
And so are ALL THE MEXICANS AND CHINESE WHICH WE KEEP AS SLAVES TO MAKE STUFF FOR US in a WIN-WIN situation.
account holders would be given the option to upgrade to actively managed funds, which would invest in a more diverse range of assets with higher risk and potentially larger fees. (My emphasis.)
At first? Hmm. So the low-fee thing wouldn't be a permanent commitment. Within months, not years, the agitation to allow "choice" would begin. And the British experience shows that this would quickly lead to substantial dissipation on management fees.
Ummm, Paul Krugman the commie-conomist is ranting again. Additional optional choice is bad, eh commie? Come closer so I can give you your choice of knives, unstabbed retard.
To sum up: claims that stocks will always yield high, low-risk returns are just bad economics. And tens of millions of small private accounts are a bad way to take advantage of whatever the stock market does have to offer. There is no free lunch, and certainly not from private accounts.
So he is saying that the government buraucracy is more viable/smarter/richer than good ole American know-how and business? Government invited the automobile? Government invented the computer? Government invented electricity?
It's the government that EARNS our money by working hard and not business?
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB.
But does it make any sense to worry now about how to pay for all that?Intergenerational responsibility is a fine thing, but I can't see why the cost of medical treatments that have not yet been invented, applied to people who have not yet been born, should play any role in shaping today's policy.
Yes, saving for the future and college and the science stuff is so new-fangled. Did you know that with science we can mass produce knives the better to stab you with? Let's just assume you and your children will be dead of stab wounds from being communist.
Privatization is a solution in search of a problem As I've described it, the case for privatization is a mix of strange and inconsistent budget doctrines, bad economics, dubious political economy, and science fiction. What's wrong with these people?
The answer is definitely not that they are stupid. In fact, the case made by the privatizers is fiendishly ingenious in its Jesuitical logic, its persuasiveness to the unprepared mind.
Yes, we have to listen to your retardese for months so you can "educate" us that the government can do better with our money than we can. I got some education for you. WITH A KNIFE.
There are both crude and subtle reasons why economists who know better don't take a stand against the illogic of many of the privatizers' positions. The crude reason is that a conservative economist who doesn't support every twist and turn of the push for privatization faces political exile. Any hint of intellectual unease would, for example, kill the chances of anyone hoping to be appointed as Greenspan's successor. The subtle reason is that many economists hold the defensible position that a pay-as-you-go system is bad for savings and long-run growth. And they hope that a bad privatization plan may nonetheless be the start of a reform that eventually creates a better system.
But those hopes are surely misplaced. So far, everyone - and I mean everyone - who has signed on to Bush administration plans in the hope that they can be converted into something better has ended up used, abused, and discarded. It happened to John DiIulio, it happened to Colin Powell, it happened to Greg Mankiw, and it's a safe prediction that those who think they can turn the Bush drive to dismantle Social Security into something good will suffer the same fate.
All economists disagree with you because they want to be appointed King Greenspan?
Everyone got shrubberized? Even that "violent welfare queen" secretary Rice? Clarence "dumb nigger" Thomas? Speedy "drunk lazy vicious mexican" Gonzales? Both houses of Congress (a pox on their name)?
STAB ALL COMMIES.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Hmmm. More Iraqis happy. Which criminal did this?
Who the hell allowed Ted Kennedy to vote? That's Fraud! I call fraud! Hurry up an assplode already, Teddy K!
What the hell is up with this chicken dance:
Aha, I found some that were crying from pain:
Hmm, wait that doesn't look like pain. Stupid W, making people happy again, that ass kisser. Doesn't he know that democrats need to get elected on their policies of national failure for the United States.
Wait... Hmmm... has W been reading the NYT again?
One Clear Conscience, 60 Years After Auschwitz
By ROGER COHEN
Published: January 30, 2005
As the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz is marked with solemn exhortations never to allow the infamy of the Nazi death camps to return, I find myself thinking of a Pole with a bad leg and dirty fingernails who did not need such lessons in the nature of evil.
His name is Miecyslaw Kasprzyk. He lives in a shack atop a hill outside the southern Polish town of Wielicka, near Krakow. Clucking chickens are his principal companions. Now 79, Mr. Kasprzyk stands ramrod straight. He squints at the world through thick spectacles and he likes his vodka, but he sees clearly enough, always has.
His bad leg dates to 1936, when it was broken in an accident. Then, in 1941, the leg was injured again: He was shot while trying to smuggle a message to his father in the Polish underground. Without that leg, I might not have found him.
I am pleased that I did, pleased that I witnessed his reunion with a Jewish woman, born Amalia Gelband, whose life he saved by hiding her from the Nazis during World War II. Over more than 50 years, a lot is forgotten, but Mr. Kasprzyk's limp stuck in Amalia's mind, an awkward mnemonic.
She was 11, a child adrift in the Nazi-terrorized Europe of 1942, when Mr. Kasprzyk, risking his life, hid her in his family's farmhouse outside Wielicka. Her mother, Frimeta, was already dead, killed that year by the Germans. Her father was overseas, unreachable.
Mr. Kasprzyk took her in, along with her older brother, Zygmunt. Encouraged by his mother, he hid them in the attic of their isolated home. The children were known to him through an uncle who knew their uncle Pinkus Sobel, a horse trader. "How can you not help, if a child asks?" Mr. Kasprzyk said to me.
How indeed? How can simple humanity be drained from so many people? But it was. Millions of Germans, and those complicit with them in countries the Nazis overran, must have known that what they were doing, or allowing to happen, was vile and unconscionable. It must have occurred to them to try to stop the mass murder.
But almost every one of them, after whatever internal debate occurred, acting out of fear or opportunism or anger or for simple convenience, sided with complicity, active or passive. They knew and nodded, or they knew and looked away, or they told themselves they really did not know.
Not Mr. Kasprzyk. Soon after the German invasion of Poland in 1939, he understood. Polish police officers ordered him to bring a small group of Jews to a local Jewish cemetery in his horse cart. The Jews were stripped and shot dead, their jewelry distributed to local officials.
"It was the first time I had seen a naked woman," said Mr. Kasprzyk, who was 14 at the time.
The episode stuck in his throat. "Someone who does not know the difference between good and evil is worth nothing," he said. "In fact, such a person belongs in a mental institution."
When the attic hiding-place seemed too vulnerable, Mr. Kasprzyk ushered Amalia to greater safety. Late in 1942, he helped her and her brother find work on two farms near Pleszow, on the outskirts of Krakow.
Amalia assumed the name Helena Kowalska, went to church every Sunday, slept on the kitchen floor, peeled potatoes, and told anyone who asked that she was a Catholic whose father was a prisoner of war and whose stepmother had driven her out. The Gebala family, who put her to work, never knew her true identity. In 1945, when Poland was liberated, Amalia, alias Helena, left the farm and found refuge with her brother in a Jewish orphanage in Krakow.
War's end brought no relief from penury for the modest Pole who protected them. People, he noted, talked for a while about the missing Jews, but soon the blur of discomfiting names was lost in silence.
Hidden in the woods above Wielicka stands a monument to the town's murdered Jews. No road or path leads there. Weeds and nettles advance. An inscription records the slaughtered "Polish Jews." Somebody has tried to scratch out the word Polish.
Forgotten Jewish cemeteries, defaced headstones and crumbling little monuments to dead Jews dot Poland and Hungary. I saw a monument last year in Goncz, Hungary, that listed each of the town's Christian World War II dead by name; at the bottom it mentioned that 168 Jews also died. These Hungarian Jews were nameless, citizens of a different class.
Mr. Kasprzyk, a righteous Pole, should have his name widely known. He did not do well after the war: The same nonconformism that led him to defy the Nazis with decency also led him to defy Communist authority. "I was never a member of the party, and you had to be to get ahead," he said. "I do not belong to anyone, not even Christ. I do not like anyone to give me orders."
Instead of all the pious speeches surrounding this 60th anniversary, I wonder why Europe does not clean up some of those little monuments in towns like Wielicka and Goncz, and does not honor the likes of Mr. Kasprzyk.
As Fritz Stern, the great historian of Germany, said recently: "Even in the darkest period, there were individuals who showed active decency, who, defying intimidation and repression, opposed evil and tried to ease suffering. I wish these people would be given a proper European memorial not to appease our conscience, but to summon the courage of future generations."
In this particular case, I confess to a personal interest in the memorializing of Mr. Kasprzyk. I see him limping toward Amalia as they met again after almost six decades. I see their embrace serenaded with clucking. I hear his tender words: "Malvinka, Malvinka."
The "Malvinka" he saved, now Amalia Baranek, a Brazilian citizen, is the mother of my wife.
Roger Cohen writes the "Globalist" column for The International Herald Tribune.
Fucking warmongering Iraq-help-happy New York Times.
"Samir Hassan, 32, who lost his leg in a car bomb blast in October, was determined to vote. "I would have crawled here if I had to. I don't want terrorists to kill other Iraqis like they tried to kill me. Today I am voting for peace," he said, leaning on his crutches."
THIS IS BAD COMMIE.
STAB ALL COMMIES.
WITH MANY LARGE KNIVES.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Oh Noes! Bad Commie Horrifically Violent Footsoldiers of Hot Buttered Commie Stabbing Death Arrested! Commies intimidated with threats of stabbing!
Excellent, Excellent, I've got them on the run!
Here is the threat:
OCALA, Fla. -- Two boys, ages 9 and 10, were charged with felonies and taken away from school in handcuffs, accused of making violent drawings of stick figures.
The boys were arrested Monday on charges of making a written threat to kill or harm another person, a second-degree felony.
The special education students used pencil and red crayon to draw primitive stick figure scenes on scrap paper that showed a 10-year-old classmate being stabbed and hung, police said.
"The officer found they were drawing these pictures for the sole purpose of intimidating and scaring the victim," said Ocala Police Sgt. Russ Kern.
The boy depicted in the drawings told his teacher, who took the sketches and contacted the school dean, Marty Clifford. Clifford called police, who arrested the boys after consulting with the State Attorney's Office.
They were also suspended from school.
One drawing showed the two boys standing on either side of the other boy and "holding knives pointed through" his body, according to a police report. The figures were identified by written names or initials.
Another drawing showed a stick figure hanging, tears falling from his eyes, with two other stick figures standing below him. Other pieces of scrap paper listed misspelled profanities and the initials of the boy who was allegedly threatened.
Parents of both of the arrested boys said they thought the boys should be punished by the school and families, not the legal system.
Ocala police said they stand behind the decision to arrest the children.
"When an adult or even myself look at the picture looked at it at first I was thinking there is really not much to the picture or I would not be that scared by the picture those children drew," Ocala police spokesman Russ Kearn said. "However, we have to put ourselves in his mind and that's the bottom line here. It is his well-being and the way he perceived that picture to be. It actually put him in extreme fear and he was in fear for his life."
DIE COMMIES, DIE!
STAB STAB STAB!
FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE, COMMIES!
Sunday, January 23, 2005
W, the mad pirate monkey of lower than average intelligence (the test results were faked) evil geniusity, has put into motion his plan to shipwreck communism. The first stage of this plan is to take all the global warming, which he has been desperately and evilly hiding against the advice of genius level UN certified scientists of all colors, and to put that global warming right where it belongs: RIGHT ON TOP OF TED KENNEDY IN THE FORM OF SNOW.
Now, the problem is, you see, that our mad pirate monkey king W doesn't know exactly where this so called communism is that he needs to shipwreck. It could be anywhere! It could be right behind you!
However W is making an anti-educated guess. There is a very good chance that evil mass murdering fascist state controlled communism (I repeat myself) is in SATAN's little man-democrat kids love room: MASSACHUSETTS. Hence the crack storm, you see. Well, it was supposed to be a crack storm, but they couldn't find enough crack because the democrats smoked it all at the national commintern party convention. So they had to find global warming where it was hiding, threaten to shoot its children, and then dump it right on top of that fat murdering drunk Teddy K.
Now for part 2 of the evil plan. Communism, where ever and whatever it may be, is going to shipwreck itself right on the snow in Massachusetts. Its just plain obvious. That much snow has got to be good for something. And W PROMISED. HE SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN.
Who delivers 10 times out of 10? Who got communism to shipwreck by hitting the Teddy K murdering drunk iceberg? That's right, W that's who.
This is Bad Commie, shafting off.
STAB ALL COMMIES.
LOOK THERE IS ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
W has been inaugermetated! Every day should be inaugerBBQation day! I notice that W, the evil communist pirate of communism, has been "shipwrecking communism". Now, this is an excellent plan, as a shipwreck is almost always followed by multiple stabbings of great vigor. Stabbings make me happy.
Going back to what W speechified, I assume W is referring to shipwrecking the economy of the United States, the most communist country on earth (steals by far the most from its citizens by force). He is probably going to use pirate ships from the United States, the most capitalist country on earth (most enrons), to kill the evil communism pirate. It's strange that in countries like Spain, the party that calls itself communist and socialist has FAR more fiscally conservative and sound policies than the republi-commies. But that's what happens when you let north eastern Texan elitists like W sniff money. We should have kept him sniffing the coke.
At least that retarded child murdering war criminal dishonorably discharged open communist Kerry is not getting inaugermeatated. That would have been tragic, to have a war criminal as the leader of the most communist best country on earth!
This is Bad Commie, stabbing stabbing stabbing for freedom propulsionating throughout the whole world, with mexicans for everyone!
Long live W - King of Communism! May freedom be exported and not imported!
Sunday, January 09, 2005
The proper burning and stabbing of witches.
First, someone must fall sick and die. Preferably some git you don't like. Ideally, you don't have to wait for them to die, but can help them out like the KKKlintons helped Vince and Teddy helped the drowner.
Then you have to go consult the most retarded person you can find a - a local fortuneteller, a nyt journalist or a CBS producer. In other words a priest of the democratic hard core religious fascists.
After the git dies you pretend that you are unhappy. Now its time for the fun part!
Get some idiot from the global village to start yapping about responsibility. Some fascist and thief is sure to want to use this opportunity to push it's retarded agenda. So, as soon as you get the fucker ranting, strategically mention that someone must be held responsible. Do this well enough, and you can force the brainless ranting to focus on finding a victim to blame for your murder. Be sure to refer liberally to ancestral spirits like the communist slave raping framers of the constitution, or some sadistic pervert who liked shocking things like Ben Franklin. People love to worship dead white guys! Be sure to put words in the mouths of the zombie ancestral spirit corpses. Now, for the source of all evil! Find a dead chicken and smear the fall guy with it. After he is covered in chicken blood, make him take fair tests like:
Did the chicken die with its legs pointing up? If so you are a witch.
Does the blood make you red colored? If so you are a witch.
Are you scared? If so you are a witch.
You get the idea.
After the fall guy is mathematically proven guilty beyond all shadow of a doubt, with numerous fair tests (sort of like democrats demanding recounts), watch the witch suffer and cackle gleefully as you see tears of ultimate sadness. You can even lick the tears from the witch's face.
And as everyone knows, the process worked here. The process clearly identified a guilty person and was a just and fair process because now we get to torture the witch.
With any luck, even the idiot you have selected to take responsibility for your crime will be convinced she is guilty - after all the chicken DID die with its legs up. Watch the son of the witch proclaim that he is sure of her guilt!
STAB ALL WITCH-COMMIES!
Monday, January 03, 2005
Looks like the shit has hit the fan and brown people wearing Osama tshirts are having fun raping little children:
"We have received reports of incidents of rape, gang rape, molestation and physical abuse of women and girls in the course of unsupervised rescue operations and while resident in temporary shelters," the Women and Media Collective group said.
Admittedly, this is liberal news (the only kind of news), so the reporters probably did it themselves, just like when the liberal reporters help palestinians sneak around and make Jew chunky pate out of pregnant Israeli women. I think we should have rape gangs raping the reporters and the UN. That seems a fitting punishment for attention whores who couldn't give a shit about brown monkeys. Oh, and the rape gangs should be composed of brown monkeys - they are good at it, being muslims and all.
More on the Osama tshirts which are worn by every person in that region:
Occasionally [BBC PROPAGANDA] one runs into an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt as well.
At the local market I decided to interview a young man who was selling them.
"How's business?"' I asked him. "Oh, it's doing well" came the reply.
"Who buys these T-shirts?" was my next question.
He replied "Everyone. Lots of kids like them. We also sell them to dealers who come from Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines.
"They buy them by the hundreds and then they sell them back home."
I asked him: "So do you support Osama too? I mean, would you be happy if people like these came here, and turned Thailand into a country like Afghanistan under the Taleban?"
He gave me a broad grin and said: "Oh no, no, noooo! I have a girlfriend man! I enjoy the motorbike races on the weekends and going out to have drinks with my friends, racing on the highways, playing computer games, and all that."
"So why do you sell these T-shirts then?" I asked him.
He replied: "It's simple man - we are fed up with what our government in Bangkok is doing to us. I mean, look at how poor we are.
"But Bangkok is more interested in supporting the Americans and the Americans hate Osama.
"So we wear the Osama T-shirt to say: 'We don't care about your policy with the United States. We have our own identity and we want you to respect it'."
Gooooooo Osama!!!!!!! Help the brown monkeys die!!!
Anyway, who cares about poor brown people. Lets get back to what's important: THE WORDS OF THE LIVING JESUS IN THE GOSPEL OF THOMAS.
JESUS IS A FILTHY ARSONIST:
10 Jesus said, "I have cast fire upon the world, and look, I'm guarding it until it blazes."
JESUS IS A CROSSDRESSER:
114 Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life." Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."
JESUS IS TOO STUPID TO USE BLANKETS OR HOUSES:
86 Jesus said, "[Foxes have] their dens and birds have their nests, but human beings have no place to lay down and rest."
JESUS HATES BIG TITTIES:
79 A woman in the crowd said to him, "Lucky are the womb that bore you and the breasts that fed you."
He said to [her], "Lucky are those who have heard the word of the Father and have truly kept it. For there will be days when you will say, 'Lucky are the womb that has not conceived and the breasts that have not given milk.'"
LETS COOK AND EAT THE JESUS ASSHOLE IMMEDIATELY.
STAB ALL COMMIES!!!
Saturday, January 01, 2005
The secret gospel of Bad Jesus Commie!
Suppressed by the catholic church as deeply threatening of the church's power! Declared heresy in order to avoid proof of the religious immorality of the vatican!
Hailed by holy wine makers makers everywhere as beneficial to their trade!
This gospel was found in the outskirts of Jerusalem in the trousers of a priest-king buried in 50 AD. There were 12 vibrator shaped objects in a holy circle around this gospel.
It has finally been translated from ancient aramaic (jew chat), here it is:
1) Jesus said Get away from me you fucking Jew, that's my money! Keep your nose out of my vibrator collection!
Mary was pleased because she really liked the collection and didn't want the Jew police stealing it.
2) Jesus said Why the hell do the Jew boys get better hats? I'm gonna get me a goat and make the biggest hat ever! With horns! I'll paint it red!
Mary said shut up you drunk goat fucker.
3) Jesus said Beating women should be done daily
Mary said see if you get any supper today
4) Jesus said Be nice to women for they are made in the image of a roast red goat with horns, sorry I mean God and they will give you supper.
Mary said OK then, you can live another day
5) Jesus said I'm going to go lay my hands on Naomi to heal her miraculously.
Mary said I will go to the market and buy some posion leaves.
6) Jesus said I have lost my healing powers, it is a sign from God!
Mary said, not that's a sign from my daddy!
7) Jesus said OK see you later, I'm going to go see if I can get rid of this spolied wine somehow.
Peter said Where is Jesus?
Mary said If he doesn't get back here in 10 minutes, he's dead.
8) Jesus said No I'm not, See - I'm resurrected.
And this it was so, by the 12 holy vibrators.
Friday, December 31, 2004
That crazy crackhead cowboy W is not being generous enough with my money! How dare he steal not enough from me! I demand that foreign illiterate retards, who are hated by their own countries, and who lie on the beach all day doing nothing useful, and who take not even the simplest of precautions get all the money I earn! Every cent! Any idiot that builds anything in a precarious location vulnerable to weather must get all my money!
Also, W should be drowning the foreign communists and the UN pervert degenerates with RIVERS of BLOOD AND NUCLEAR FIRE purchased with my money.
As we can see, degenerate UN bureaucrats are not satisfied with W stealing at a rate more than the whole rest of the world combined:
Secretary of State Colin Powell found himself in the position of having to remind the world that over the past four years the United States has provided more such aid than all other nations on the planet combined.
UN dictator thugs have been forced to resort to statistics, not content with simple "money" as a measure, since "money" is a foreign concept to them. Here is what the crocodile tear mass murdering UN terror-crats say:
Jeffrey Sachs, an economist at Columbia University and a specialist on aid to developing countries who has worked with the United Nations, said, ''There is a very big difference between American attitudes, which are generous; beliefs, which is that we do a lot; and the reality. . . . The reality is we actually do very little by comparative measures.
Remember, all your money must be given to the government or the UN. Unless one of those two mafia syndicates distributes your money, it is not doing anything useful! So, why the lies by the murdering jew hating multi colored niggers at the UN and their democratic party enforcer thugs? Aaaah, now I see:
United States President George Bush was tonight accused of trying to undermine the United Nations by setting up a rival coalition to coordinate relief following the Asian tsunami disaster.
The president has announced that the US, Japan, India and Australia would coordinate the world's response.
But former International Development Secretary Clare Short said that role should be left to the UN.
"I think this initiative from America to set up four countries claiming to coordinate sounds like yet another attempt to undermine the UN when it is the best system we have got and the one that needs building up," she said.
"Only really the UN can do that job," she told BBC Radio Four's PM programme.
"It is the only body that has the moral authority. But it can only do it well if it is backed up by the authority of the great powers."
Ms Short said the coalition countries did not have good records on responding to international disasters.
She said the US was "very bad at coordinating with anyone" and India had its own problems to deal with.
"I don't know what that is about but it sounds very much, I am afraid, like the US trying to have a separate operation and not work with the rest of the world through the UN system" she added.
Well, time to string these mutli colored niggers up. Let's be VERY GENEROUS with the rope and the knife. Here is a statistic for you, UN shitheads:
ONE KNIFE, ONE COMMIE, ONE STAB.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
In mid December, the cold wind blew into Texas. There was something in the air that month, a potentiality, a harshness, perhaps a republicanization of the weather?
ObT was sitting at his computer, wondering how the communist weather could have been imported from up north. Did a gang of angry vicious mexicans looking to break into the border from the north, instead of the south do it? - he thought. No matter. He would survive. He always did. No matter what. Ever since his former vicious capitalism hating employers deep in liberal unbulldozed lala land had offered him rest breaks in his 100k job, he had had that fatalistic survivor's quality about him. Of-course, being a Texan, he had immediately quit that job when they attempted to unionize his working hours by giving him "resting" time. He knew brainwashing and communism when he saw it. It was only a matter of time before he would have been forced to hand out communist literature during the time the company set aside for his "well being". That's just the way it was up north.
ObT looked outside. Liberal white stuff was falling. Outside HIS house. Why hadn't someone shot it dead at the border? Were the Texans rangers incompetent again? Did Janet Reno order them to oppress another gun owner?
He went to the door. He opened it and looked outside. "Come in you bastards!" He shouted. "I'll stab you were you stand!". Suddenly he shivered. Something was not right. He felt a snowflake stab him in the eye and a shudder made its way to his very core. He could sense that he was not the hunter that day. He slammed the door shut and went back to his computer. The door did not close. There was a 3 inch crack left. And there was his.....invitation......
Whiskers twitched. Red eyes gleamed. A Nose sniffed deeply the scent of Texan happiness. Razor sharp teeth and incredibly sharp piercing fangs gleamed and ground against each other in horrific rage. He had come all the way from UNBULLDOZED CAMBRIDGE.
AND NOW HE WAS INVITED!
ObT sat at his computer mindlessly chatting with his terrorist brethren about how he was singlehandedly saving Texas from communism. His mind thought back...
He had hear noises that night as he lay on his mattress, which rested on the floor, unable to sleep. Strange ones. Little hammer rings, whooshing slicing sounds that sounded like they could have been made by a small, extremely sharp sickle, and blackboard and human nail-like tooth gnashings.
Almost as if someone was making a... 5 year plan.... It sounded ridiculous, he knew, but he wanted to share his discomfort, while simultaneously indulging in his false bravado.
Maybe it was a rat??? Of-course!!! Of-course that's what it was! How silly! He went downstairs and put an old rat trap with brie under the stairs, where the delectable virgin Texan pony express bride, currently being matured in his house, would not see it. He exported 2 brides a month to the rich losers up north, and he did not want to ruin their gun smoke Texan purity with rats.
A sharp claw was slowly stroked down the fur of the texan desert mouse. The mouse felt the metallic claw harshly grating against each vertebrae. It went in a little and the mouse felt wetness on its back. "Bring me the cheese" a voice sounded in the innermost recesses of its mind. The mouse slowly moved forward in a stupor to grab the cheese. The trap went off, the leg was broken. The mouse bent its head and with a heavy sigh gnawed off the leg.
It dragged itself and the cheese back to the corner with the very dark hole, leaving a trail of mouse blood. The trap reset itself with no visible intervention with a sharp metallic click.
The pages of chinese food menu rustled and a deep voice grated against the cold air, while the sound of cheese and mouse bones being crunched was heard: "Now....What would go best with cat?"....
ObT lay shivering under the covers. He had just finished threatening that he was going to get a cat to his terrorist mole in the far north. That made him feel slightly better. But now he was scared again. Scared of the dark, scared of the cold, scared of his loneliness, scared of the ....rat. He turned to the wall. He felt and heard, almost in his mind, a sharp little snick. Wetness ran down his back. Somehow a voice formed in his mind: "Here, kitty kitty...". He shuddered at the sibilant whisper with a mocking undertone. He reached around with his hand and groped around behind him. He felt wetness on the floor bed just beneath his back. A shudder of startlement ran through him, veins twitched inside his legs, and the marrow jumped in his very bones. He desperately felt around some more. As his hand moved closer, slowly, the light of the moon shined with a pale gleam and fell upon metallic corroded sharp fangs...
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
I would just like to send a shout out to my homie, the GGGGGGGGGG Block Man, God, for offing all of those brown people and foreign tourists and children, some of whom were undoubtedly vicious degenerate capitalism hating commies.
On the other hand, there is quite a good chance that this was the fault of Jesus, who was either trying to compulsively wash them or baptize them, being the religious right wing truth hating bigot that he is. Also, it's almost certain that the toonami was the fault of the ******Jew****** supermodel Moses who was trying to part the red sea again. How many people did that Jew kill when he did it the first time? Huh? HOW MANY???
Now some of you may think the tsunami is somehow immoral or, worse, amoral. I assure you killing brown people and children and foreign tourists is very very moral and good for everyone. I would like to put my reputation on the line and say I support the morality of this act 1000%. For example, look at the stock market, as capitalism magazine would say - clearly the stock market is going up - this is a moral activity.
China and Europe and India has been genociding the culturally unacceptable (crippled, stupid, girls) for the last 30 years. If that government activity is moral, what about the uber government and uber bureaucracy of God? Clearly that is even more moral. Killing the weak, stupid, culturally unacceptable, or brown is always moral. And even if the foreign tourists weren't brown, they would have been if they kept on staying in the sun.
God, you're BETTER THAN STALIN.
Thank you God, thank you. I bow my head in reverence.
Bet you can't get me, bitch! I'm safely inland. What are you gonna do? Stop crying bitch!
I'LL HELP YOU STAB THE COMMIES.
Monday, December 27, 2004
False degenerate propaganda "news" propagated by filthy illiterate third grade 30 years held back peasants knows as "journalists" has reached an epidemic proportion. Check out all these so called "funny" cartoons about Rumsfeld supposedly being a bad leader of commie lemming commie stabbers:
Pages and pages of Goebbels and Pravda and NYT like propaganda by diarrhetic welfare queen weasels who couldn't hold down a job in the government to save their own lives.
Imagine, "people" suddenly being concerned about the military not being caring? What is going on? Why must we suffer the outrageous propaganda illusion that the degenerate mass murdering thieves who call themselves Dan rather, journalists and liberals care about anyone? Their orgy of vicious Rumsfeld stabbing is supposed to be motivated by what - love and kindness? Just like their love and kindness of degenerate murderers like Jimmy Carter, Saddam, Ted "Ooops she drowned, leave me alone" and "Big Dig only costs 4 billion pints of blood, tunnel wont leak and we'll put subways in rich neighborhoods, don't worry" Kennedy, Hitler, Stalin? I assume that's exactly the so called caring that is at work here. Their tolerance of the haters of degenerate mass murderers seems pretty low, however.
This is what really happened:
Nowhere was the media's irresponsibility on the Iraq conflict more acutely demonstrated than in the barrage of ugly news reports on Donald Rumsfeld's exchange in Kuwait with Spc. Thomas Wilson, an exchange that is still reverberating across the country. ...
Virtually all the newspaper, magazine, radio, and TV accounts wildly misrepresented what happened next. As the Washington Post's Thomas Ricks "reported" -- and his piece was wholly representative of the media in general --" Rumsfeld replied: 'As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They're not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time." Rumsfeld, as the media would have it, was blowing off the deepest concerns of our men and women about to be placed in a deadly situation. ...
But the official transcript of the Kuwaiti townhall meeting with the troops ... reveals an entirely different story.
The first words out of Rumsfeld's mouth in response to Wilson were not what the media either said or implied or disclosed in film clips. They were, instead, words of encouragement. Rumsfeld dwelt at length on how much progress the military was making in solving the problem that began materializing a year ago August when the enemy started using explosives to blow up thin-skinned Army vehicles normally used in the rear of the combat zone. Nor was the secretary caught off guard by the question, as the media has suggested.
Rumsfeld talked to about 2,300 soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and civilian laborers at Camp Buehring in northern Kuwait. Contrary to media suggestions, the troops were warm and receptive. The gathering frequently cheered and applauded the defense secretary, as he praised the troops and informed them how important their mission was. They cheered and applauded his remarks in response to their questions, gave him standing ovations and crowded around him for 45 minutes shaking his hand and snapping his picture after he had briefed them. His appearance was also broken up with good-natured laughter. These soldiers were clearly not acting bitterly or ready to mutiny. Those who read the complete transcript of Rumsfeld's appearance as well as the briefing for reporters by Lt. Gen. R. Steven Whitcomb will have a far different understanding of what occurred than if they choose to rely on the news accounts.
Oh and I think like 99% of the humvees in the unit of the about to be deployed soldier who asked the question were uparmored, and all were uparmored, per the original unmodified schedule, one day after.
RUMSFELD STABS COMMIES DEAD.
YOU STAB THE COMMIE YOU HAVE
AND NOT THE PILES OF DEAD COMMIES YOU ALREADY STABBED.
DON'T LET THE DEAD COMMIE
DISTRACT YOU FROM THE LIVE ONE.
Friday, December 24, 2004
Happy aborted cloned Jesus day!!! Come closer, commies, and find out exactly WHO is in that red suit that represents the guy who molested underage Jesus! And why he has those knives in his pockets! He really IS happy to see you commies! He's GOT A SHINY SHARP PRESENT for YOU!
The Satan Holy Good Angel wants to stop me from molesting underage baby Jesus because he wants to help Jesus all by himself.
Come even closer!
That's right, someone is going to get aborted, just like Mary aborted Jesus!
STAB ALL COMMIES.
DISGUISE YOURSELF IN RED SUITS IMMEDIATELY.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Fox news just ordered me to brainwash myself with the information that Terminator-fornia is letting people see on the web if their neighbors are degenerate perverts. I don't understand the point of this since this is California we are talking about. Maybe they are letting people see who is registered as a democrat? Hmmm. Wait, fox news brainwashing just came in with further orders.... something about sex offenders?.... Hmmm, all of this seems like 100 percent state resident coverage to me. Still don't see the point..... The commander in thought chief is mumbling something about "4 times more likely" recidivism rates. Do they mean that criminals that are watched commit crimes? And if you don't watch criminals you don't see crimes? Hmmm. Oh I get it! Maybe they mean white collar sex law perverts in the legislature are getting a web page? Hmmmm, no. I guess they are already registered. Come to think of it, voters are registered too. Maybe they just want to register the remaining non criminals? That's probably it.
OK, now fox thought central is terrorizing UN bureaucrats on the street. Just walking up to them and asking them annoying questions. Boy these idiots are ineffective suicide exploders and heat choppers. Don't they watch al-jazeera? The SAY they do...
I would have asked better questions.
Bad Commie: We are doing a comparison of degenerate bad-darky apologizers for mass murderers of bad-darkies - would you say you are number 3 or number 4 all time? Can I personally kill 1 million bad-darkies and then you will apologize for me? If I kill a bunch of Iraqis and say you can have their oil, can you give me money too? I have more legitimacy than the last guy!
Crap, my stabbing rate is falling below 4 degenerate commie thieves per second. This is bad commie,
Saturday, November 27, 2004
Booyah! I slowly sneak up on the filthy fascist republican bloodskull orc scout as he is getting a hummer from the monica bloodskull orc priest. Then, I feel the rage welling up inside me and great gouts of fire and ice come out and burn the filthy republican fascists and all their books to cinders. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As the horribly mutilated republican corpses lie beneath my feet, I ponder the succulent lugubrious fate of the republican fascists - those very same fascists that sold out to big business and thereby destroyed the family and family values, horribly increasing illiteracy and immorality with their destruction and hate for Yankee village entrepreneurs. After all, big business must have its mindless worker drones.
And then, a thought clubs me (or possibly it was one of the insufficiently toasted orcs) - why stop there in my spree of rage filled republi-cide? After all, what is a republican, except a democrat by another name? Democra-cide here I come!
So I boldly and proudly walk into the city and begin decapitating the democratic fascist intentioned road-to-hell-ers. For who is it that supports the public school re-education concentration camp system? That very same torture system that was designed by international social doom planners to produce mindless worker drones. Who is it that makes sure that big business gets its daily affirmative action quota of slaves, while making sure that any slightly Texas minded person who steps out of line and gets uppity about the government degenerate daily theft gets the full might of the government court system jackboot? That very same court system that was designed to instill an unthinking docility and stop people from relying on themselves to solve problems? That very same court system that is deliberately designed to INCREASE the incidence of crime and to make sure horrifically violent financial crime can proceed at will, backed by armies of jackboot law-less-yers.
The death screams of the degenerate depraved democrat stalin thugs reach a hellish volume and girlish pitch all around me. Their clothes, cats, and baby midget mini-me democrats burn like cheap plastic at a rubber book fire. Their death screams permeate the very essence of my consciousness and tell me that I am doing the right thing!
STAB ALL COMMIES!
BAD COMMIE IS BACK!
IN EVERQUEST REAL LIFE, OR VIRTUAL LIFE,
COMMIES GET STABBED.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Fucking Republican Orcs. They clubbed me, knocked me unconscious, spit on me and took all my money. And then the democratic town guard mafia drew and quartered me for not "sharing" my money quickly enough with the unelected murdering dictator overlord.
This fireball shit isn't working. Someone give me a fucking colt 45 and an A-bomb.
Hobbit this, you elf fairy motherfucker. I got your 6 slot rawhide leather backpack right here. HOW GET IN.
Saturday, November 13, 2004
I have discovered where all them commies is hiding after W got electored!
They are all in everquest 2. I'm am going to republicanarize it.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Sunday, October 31, 2004
In this election, one candidate is thoughtful. One candidate is brave and strong. One candidate has never flip flopped. One candidate received excellent US military training and one candidate best knows the evil of muslims and their leaders and best hates their guts. One candidate loves freedom and knows its true source. One candidate fights the just fight against ethical midgets who pay off armies of degenerate goat fucking warlords in return for oil.
That is why I am endorsing Osama bin Laden.
The only moral, ethical, and rational choice.
I will be voting for Osama bin Laden this election. You should be too.
P.S. Please join me in praying for the death of all Christians and god's chief nazi, the spanish inquisitor - the pope. May he rot in hell for his horrific crimes of mass murder. No amount of mild talk and tolerance of rabid murdering dictator thugs is going to soften HIS image.